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What is THE worst mikeusa map?

Postby A8hm » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:48 pm

This is similar to a thread on Xeno's site, so I bring it here somewhat.

The maps of mikeusa have been decided to be the worst maps ever made for nexuiz hands down. They are worse the aukenkrebes, the loof, rocktarena [I enjoy rocketarena]; they are pures shite. That is true and good but there are many of these maps, more then 10 now.

We must decide which is the worst of the worst. What is the _WORST_ mikeeusa map? What is the biggest pile of feces from the person who most deserves to be tortured to death in a medeval european duengon slowly?

From the website here are the contestents:

[BLUEAMUSE] BlueAmuse (version 81) - This map is set in an energy refinery and packaging plant. The blue slime in this map is the same liquid that powers many of the weapons in the game. This map is best played in Capture The Flag (CTF) and Domination (DOM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2
Note: 'Babar' has made a fork of this map called forkamuse :D . It is available at on this page or directly here.

[DASTOWER] DasTower (version 40) - Here a gothic tower clad in white marble looms above all atop a peak in the Andes Mountains. This map is best played in Domination (DOM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

[INTERSPACESTATION] InterspaceStation (version 9) - A refueling and repair station floating somewhere in space. I was tired of all the space platformers but like space maps, so I made one that seemed more 'real' (spaceships, a space station, inside areas). This map is best played in Domination (DOM) and Death Match (DM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

[BONUSROUND] BonusRound (version 1) - A quick frag-fest map to play shortly between largermaps. Features jumpads on all walls, the floor and celing (jumppad room/chamber). This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

[BONUSARENA] BonusArena (version 2) - A colorful medium sized arena map to play for a short time in-between largermaps. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2
The inspiration for this map was my memories of DmDeathFan (a map from the original Unreal(TM) videogame) and my map DmAutoplayArena (and DM-AutoplayArena][) which I made for Unreal and then ported to Unreal Tournament.

[BONUSCAROUSEL] BonusCarousel (version 1) - This is a small symmetrical capture the flag map. It is set in a mountain top monastery. I built this to show off the cupola in the middle which comes from my in-progress CastleBunker map and it grew from there. It has a south east asian / Indian architectural design mixed with some european elements. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode and Capture The Flag (CTF) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

[DAVESANTITOWER] Dave'sAntiTower (version 9) - My friend Dave told us his vision (at one time in the past). The vision consisted of putting the bad people (TM) at the bottom of a pit with snipers atop, also there was to be an all knowing satalite in the sky that was the dictator of the world. Going on that description I built this map. The rocket is for the delivery of the world dictator satalite into space. I figured the guards quarters at the top of the prison should look like ancient greece combined with the age of discovery. Starting at version 9 the lighting has been increased in the pit. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode and Capture The Flag (CTF) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

[SIDELOOP] SideLoop (version 14) - A strange landscape of loops, jumps, and spring-boards. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode, Capture The Flag (CTF) mode, and Key Hunt (KH) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

[SPACEBUBBLE] SpaceBubble (version 1) - Here is my submission to the Space Floater Genre-Which-I-Do-Not-Like. It is a combat arena situated in a glass-like bubble in space. It has spining platforms and can be played in CTF mode. For some reason many players seem to worship space floaters and CTF space floaters even moreso. Space floater maps almost seem to be the most common maps made, this is probably because they are very easy to make: this map only took me a day (where others take weeks or months). I, myself, do not really like space floaters. I think many players enjoy space floaters because they have good pings and can just show of their viceral skill in an all-too-realer-then-life enviroment. Here's my space floater. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode, Capture The Flag (CTF) mode, and Arena mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

[SIMPLEARENA] SimpleArena (version 2) - This is a simple arena which is set in a desert/arid area. It takes it's style from the romans. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode, Last Man Standing (LMS) mode, and Arena mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

[NORDICCASTLE] NordicCastle (version 71) - Here's a castle map that I've been working on for the last year. To open the flag areas press the colored buttons. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode, Capture The Flag (CTF) mode, and Key Hunt (KH) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2
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Postby Shoe » Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:23 am

Yeah that guy sure is a dicksuck, isn't he? One of the worst examples of humanity I've ever encountered on the Internet. Hopefully he gets trampled to death by feminist Microsoft employees from Russia that burn his remains with a flaming American flag. Etc. etc.
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Postby A8hm » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:11 am

Looks like there is an additional contestant now, sure to be pure shit. I think mikeusa is an anus because he produces the same crap.

DesertCastles (version 4) - I've followed up the nordic castle with these two which guard an important road (which is why there are two castles). I hope this is a difficult CTF map: each base is well fortified and rife with defensive traps. This map is best played in Capture The Flag mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2
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Postby nifrek » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:31 am

May God have mercy for your soul, A8hm. It seems that the devil as become your friend. STOP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.
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Postby Gut_Eater » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:18 am

Calm down, please!

The way you talk, does not let you seem to be much better.
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Postby ai » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:50 am

nifrek wrote:May God have mercy for your soul, A8hm. It seems that the devil as become your friend. STOP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

Gut_Eater wrote:Calm down, please!

The way you talk, does not let you seem to be much better.


What?

Anyway, I don't even play his maps I always disconnect if any map of his maps are chosen in the selection menu after a game. Then if it downloaded I delete it from my drive. I don't want that disease here.

Also, I'm not even gonna bother saying which is worst as all are really bad. And in giving him a "worst" example he may do more of such maps :P Why doesn't he just stop, what's the point anyway? He must have been born without a life.
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Re: What is THE worst mikeusa map?

Postby divVerent » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:18 am

First, I'll bathe you in Blue Amuse and actually, I'd also trap you there on some place where you can't see anything. Then, you will get thrown down Das Tower, about 40 times should suffice. Then, I'll make you eat all boxes on the Inter-Space Station. After that, you are ready for a Bonus Round in the padded cell the doctors set up for you. In case your eyes are not hurt yet, I'll give you special glasses that always show you some Bonus Arena. Having done all this, you are ready for the swimming pool in the middle of the Bonus Carousel. This lava is a bit sticky, so to get clean again, I'll throw you down Dave's AntiTower until you are clean. Then I collect your bloody remains from the bottom, and wash them in SideLoop. As you are quite wet then, I'll put you in that Laundy Dryer called SpaceBubble (or is it a hamster wheel?). Your bones will then, one by one, carried through SImpleArena for the audience to watch, and I'll then hide them all in Nordic Castle (each bone at a different place).

By the way: I will hide your keys beneath the cushions of your upholstered furniture... and NEVERMORE will you be able to find socks that match!
1. Open Notepad
2. Paste: ÿþMSMSMS
3. Save
4. Open the file in Notepad again

You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Postby Gut_Eater » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:18 am

ai wrote:What?


I just wanted to criticize this way of diction:

Shoe wrote:Yeah that guy sure is a dicksuck, isn't he?


A8hem wrote:I think mikeusa is an anus ...


Btw, i don´t care about mikeusa. Why not only ignore him and his trials of map-designing?!
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Postby Psychcf » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:00 pm

Gut_Eater wrote:Btw, i don´t care about mikeusa. Why not only ignore him and his trials of map-designing?!


Because we always need to learn about other people's mistakes in order to prevent them in the future.
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Postby Ed » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:23 pm

[TSA] Psychiccyberfreak wrote:Because we always need to learn about other people's mistakes in order to prevent them in the future.

Yeah, his parents really should have used contraception. Big mistake not doing that.
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