101 ways to tell you play too much nexuiz

[Sepelio]

When you get up at 730am and go straight on this forum...

[esteel]

And need 14 minutes to post 10 words

[Sepelio]

OK well it wasnt 730 exactly... but close enough.

[KillaGrunt]

if listening to "indestructable" from Disturbed makes you play better.

[Lee_Stricklin]

4) When you watch FOTM clips without realizing you have the sound turned off, since you still hear the proper explosions and other sounds in your head.

Woa
5)When it's 9am and you started playing at 8pm.

Uhhh... That's normal with just about any good game! I wasted a solid 30 hours (minus a few restroom breaks) playing Elderscrolls III: Morrowind GotYE on my XBox.

When you have everything turned off (hud, weapon model, crosshair, item and player models) and you still can play.

I actually turn off my crosshairs in most of my games because act more as a distraction since I already know that the guns aim at the center of the screen.

[Rad Ished]

Or to be even more l33t turn off the screen and just look at a crosshair painted on a piece of wood.
Or do i mean luddite?
Hmm, mebbe i should start a poll,
to see if i should start a poll or not.

[Vermin]

You know you play to much nex when...


When you jump out of a window from a tall builing and wonder to your self as you plumet down and try to grap "why wouldnt anyone want graps on a city map?"

When you have spend considerable amounts of time thinking up a story for nex.

When you have to go the the bathroom really really bad so you start bunny hoppng and then.... oops. I shit myself.

When you wonder how one is to consume a health thingy.

when you play so late you fall asleep waiting to connect to a server and dream about playing.

When you are on a camping trip and you want to play nex so bad you draw a picture depicting your fondest memory of nexuiz in the sand.

When you can make every single noise in the whole game perfectly with just your mouth and voice.

When the power goes out and you pick up the chinchilla and pretend shes an electro.

[Psychcf]

This thread should totally be revived.

[Lee_Stricklin]

When you bitch about Unreal Tournament being too slow... After you set the game speed all the way up.

[Chubby]

when nexuiz starts up automatically if you turn on ur pc