101 ways to tell you play too much nexuiz

[AnArKiSt]

When taking the time to make a pot of coffee is a nessacary evil. I play better after coffee, but I can't aim if I drink too much, though. If I use coffee to avoid sleeping, my eyes get all clouded and I make lots of typing mistakes, but I still can't sleep until it wears off.

Nexuiz + coffee = pwn.

[Chubby]

when you have I love Nexuiz stickers on your car

[President]

When a friend that is an athlete asks you how to win, you tell him to use the laser.
When you go running down the stairs bunny hopping.
When you wonder why weapons and ammo cost money, having them for free spawning on the floor.
When you're a RL whore and would like to own NASA.
When you think why don't south koreans use mortars against the N.Korean rockets.
When you wonder why people that have blurry vision buy glasses, instead of upgrading graphic card and increasing texture quality.
When police stops you and they tell you overran by 50km/h the 120km/h limit of the highway you tell him that people run at 250km/h and no one fines them.

[Sepelio]

When you appreciate the subtle wit of XSAX

(this has probably already been posted, I'll be surprised if it hasnt!)

[AnArKiSt]

When the first thing that you think when somebody does something that you don't like is "You'd make a nice pile of gibs", but you don't have the balls to say it and put up with people staring at you and calling you crazy.

[Sepelio]

When you see a hot girl and think: "I'd gib that all night long... yeah baby"

[Chubby]

when you also get stuck while walking the stairs

[pain_fedora6]

When you appreciate the subtle wit of XSAX

(this has probably already been posted, I'll be surprised if it hasnt!)

some of us thing that XSAX should be coded into the game as a bot and be activated using some cheat code style thingy ))

Its been our dream for long (both don ,cammy's and mine) to c a 16 slot ffa ctf game full of xsax imposters. with ip's hidden, only very few of us would still recognize him : )

one of the biggest laughs i had in game, was when xsax started verbally abusing jekki, and teamkilling him in mentalspace, and nicko was shouting all the time "f^^k team save not". And there was a guy who was saying with no apparent reason that "horses d&^k is big" . On top of all that we had schwammer sniping his way to a 37 at least frag roll, jekki while still alive from xsax sniping him, not the enemy, was cursing "nex babys", and i was going back and forth providing newbiews in our team with nexes, to complete the total abuse of the map, 6 ppl sniping, and xsax teamkilling ,quite efficiently btw,on top of that. in the end xsax changed to our team, and it was jekki and nicko alone in the same team 2 vs 6 at a time, acting as moving targets for 6 nexers : D . Now anybody understanding and actually appreciating or smiling at this story, its a definate sign you play 2 much nexuiz : )

[paperclips]

When you get home from a midsummer weekend with the obligatory Swedish drinking tradition and notice how much skill that was boozed away and think: "less alcohol, moar frags" - next year.

[Grasshopper]

how bout grabbing the quad at the grocery store , lasering grandma and her 50lbs of catfood out of the way so you get home to play nex