101 ways to tell you play too much nexuiz

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

When you appreciate the subtle wit of XSAX

(this has probably already been posted, I'll be surprised if it hasnt!)

some of us thing that XSAX should be coded into the game as a bot and be activated using some cheat code style thingy ))

Its been our dream for long (both don ,cammy's and mine) to c a 16 slot ffa ctf game full of xsax imposters. with ip's hidden, only very few of us would still recognize him : )

one of the biggest laughs i had in game, was when xsax started verbally abusing jekki, and teamkilling him in mentalspace, and nicko was shouting all the time "f^^k team save not". And there was a guy who was saying with no apparent reason that "horses d&^k is big" . On top of all that we had schwammer sniping his way to a 37 at least frag roll, jekki while still alive from xsax sniping him, not the enemy, was cursing "nex babys", and i was going back and forth providing newbiews in our team with nexes, to complete the total abuse of the map, 6 ppl sniping, and xsax teamkilling ,quite efficiently btw,on top of that. in the end xsax changed to our team, and it was jekki and nicko alone in the same team 2 vs 6 at a time, acting as moving targets for 6 nexers : D . Now anybody understanding and actually appreciating or smiling at this story, its a definate sign you play 2 much nexuiz : )

i'm in tears! X D

+ when your laptop looks like this:

[AnArKiSt]

xD My movement keys have some of the ink on them rubbed off.

You can't even see the "A" on my strafe left key anymore, you can just see the cheap clear plastic the keys are made of now the paint rubbed off.

You can buy 5 Wiis with the amount I payed for this damn laptop, but it's made of cheap economy stuff and has a crappy integrated graphics controller that nobody will tell me how to replace with something better. >:[

[Lee_Stricklin]

ROFLMAO I'm importing a Sharkoon Rushpad from Germany to replace my Cyber Snipa pad.

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

Oddly enough, my keys are all fine. The WASD keys just look shinier! They should've made the whole thing out of that stuff. I would have gotten a black one, but i'd had to wait. They didn't have ANY on stock, anyway, so i took the one that was on display.

[FraNcoTirAdoR]

one of the biggest laughs i had in game, was when xsax started verbally abusing jekki, and teamkilling him in mentalspace, and nicko was shouting all the time "f^^k team save not". And there was a guy who was saying with no apparent reason that "horses d&^k is big" . On top of all that we had schwammer sniping his way to a 37 at least frag roll, jekki while still alive from xsax sniping him, not the enemy, was cursing "nex babys", and i was going back and forth providing newbiews in our team with nexes, to complete the total abuse of the map, 6 ppl sniping, and xsax teamkilling ,quite efficiently btw,on top of that. in the end xsax changed to our team, and it was jekki and nicko alone in the same team 2 vs 6 at a time, acting as moving targets for 6 nexers : D . Now anybody understanding and actually appreciating or smiling at this story, its a definate sign you play 2 much nexuiz : )

LOL
and at the end Satello shared his thoughts about the match: "very good massacre" all the nexuiz-celebrities at one place

[Mizu Kitsune]

56) When you hurry to catch a train and you instinctively put the Coca Cola bottle you're carrying between your legs and try to laserjump.

i bet several people wanted to type something similar! XD (me included)

when you try to laser jump at a laser tag arena.
when you revive this thread.

[Samual]

Alright well I was going to count all the responses and blah blah.. But then I got to page 4 and said "FUCK IT"... So here is mine...

- When your Nexuiz demos folder is over 9GB

- When you dream of beating Diabolik in a match, then wake up only to realize he's far better than you and you'll never beat him (P.S.: For those who can beat him, fuck you.)

- When your breakfast consists of eating gibs

- When you have decided to put all the Nexuiz soundtracks on a CD and play them in your car over and over

- When your desktop wallpaper and theme is centered entirely around Nexuiz

- When you have 17 rss feeds all associating with Nexuiz

I'll think up some more good ones later


BTW: I do, and have done _all_ of these. Well not really for the eating gibs part, but you get my point.

[Taiyo.uk]

Well not really for the eating gibs part

A big mac will fix this.

[PCLizard]

- When you dream of beating Diabolik in a match, then wake up only to realize he's far better than you and you'll never beat him (P.S.: For those who can beat him, fuck you.)

No u

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

+ when you don't get to play but still visit the forums.