101 ways to tell you play too much nexuiz

[Mirio]

i just want to count right YR !
now we are at 42 anyway.
i posted 28 ) and you posted 28 ) after it , theres something wrong , no ?

[Sepelio]

People sorta stopped numbering them so heres what we have so far...

1) You can fight people with the laser on a whim, and beat them.
2) I'm used to use each weapon in order (1 to 9) to frag in DM and I always have 20 frags in a row
3) When you're drunk you bunnyjump in the middle of the road, and you can distinctly hear the broken footsteps sound that got fixed.
4) When you watch FOTM clips without realizing you have the sound turned off, since you still hear the proper explosions and other sounds in your head.
5) When it's 9am and you started playing at 8pm.
6) When you have everything turned off (hud, weapon model, crosshair, item and player models) and you still can play.
7) Instead of doing work, you sit and think of efficient ways to flag run on every map. Or sit and try to design maps instead.
When you can play in chase_active 1 and do better
9) When you get kicked of all the public servers because people think you cheat because you never die.
10)When you get jealous of actual robots...
11) When jumping up stairs in nexuiz no longer annoys you, and you can't understand why other complain about it.
12) When instead of saying goodbye to people in real life you say good game.
13) If you ask the performers in a circus if Yoda did show them that.
14) When in real life you start pretending to laser jump and bunny hop
15) When you are in a boring social situation and you start looking around for the f10 key.
16) if n00bs can't count like on the forum.. Smile Laughing
17) When your response to a cop after getting caught doing 120mph is "I'm trying to get this flag back to base."
18) When your eye starts twitching, you look away from people (playermodels) so the framerate goes back up
19) When you have 90-100% accuracy hitting your opponents on mid-air with the secondary electro
20) When you see a skater doing an ollie, and the first thing you think is: "i can do ramp-jumps way better n00b. I can easily cross this street and reach the first floor through that window with one jump. I only need to get the timing right.................ouch" *toot*
21) Press shift+esc to drop the terminal (console) in gnome...
22) If you try to kill your opponent with the RL in Q3 and after a few minutes you finally realize that there is no damage through floor. *GNAH*
23) if you see yourself writing "t" at the beginning of every sentence xD
24) When you dream about Nexuiz.
25) When you occasionally play other FPS games and keep pressing alt fire after every rocket launcher shot.
26) When all work and no nexuiz makes jack a dull boy.
27) When not being able to move people with a laser-pointer reminds you of MinstaGib.
28) if i see a flag and want to grab it and bring at home
29) When your partner is giving birth and you scream at the doctor "spawn camper!"
30) When you miss not having waypoints to locate your friends at crowded places
31) When you call your fellow clanmates in front of other people with your nexuiz nicks.
e.g Hi lila, have you seen don (corleone) around? -Who is don? -eh....
32) When you drive and you see crows hanging out on poles you think "Damn campers..."
33) When You can tell xsax just by his movement on the map, without him calling anybody G*y
34) When your running a marathon and you start bunny hopping to try and increase your speed.
35) When you see someone you think how far you can shoot them with strength.
36 ) If you think : "Damn i wanna nex this bird which shit on my head"
37)When you know the names of all the player models.
38)When there are different commands bound to every available key on your keyboard and mouse.
39) running down the stairs backwards is a sure sign.
40)when your movement keys are a LOT more shiny than any others. (actually i think the plastic that the letters are made of is softer than that of the rest of the key because the letters are becoming indented on these keys)

Thats them tabulated for the moment. I think my count is ok...

[Agama]

41) When you use binoculars for zoom.

[Captain Haddock]

i posted 28 ) and you posted 28 ) after it , theres something wrong , no ?

Because you should have posted 27.

[Mirio]

i posted 28 ) and you posted 28 ) after it , theres something wrong , no ?

Because you should have posted 27.

because there were 24 ) twice..
sry i'm right xD
you missed

when your hide is more sorer than a wrangler's.

Sepelio

[Sepelio]

We can update it and post a final list when we get to 101... if... we get to 101.

[Captain Haddock]

sry i'm right xD

Negative. Just count how everyone else does and there will be no probs.

[Sepelio]

42) You've learned to hate noobs with an unrelenting passion. Especially when they are your team mates.

[Der_Alte]

42) You've learned to hate noobs with an unrelenting passion. Especially when they are your team mates.

Oh hi there

You're most likely not playing too much Nexuiz if you get dizzy watching everyone jump around you while you die every two seconds.

[Sepelio]

42) You've learned to hate noobs with an unrelenting passion. Especially when they are your team mates.

Oh hi there

You're most likely not playing too much Nexuiz if you get dizzy watching everyone jump around you while you die every two seconds.

This is true. Please die less and kill more