101 ways to tell you play too much nexuiz

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Postby KillaGrunt » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:23 pm

71) When you make maps for nexuiz.
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Postby RoKenn » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:01 pm

72 ) When you recognize a noob easily after a map change to facing_worlds, because he reconnects 30 seconds later - after his download finished.
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Postby BusterDBK » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:47 pm

73) When one of the greatest Christmas presents you ever got is a map called "Don't frag Santa". :D
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Postby Captain Haddock » Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:39 pm

74) When you practice saying "welcome to nexuiz" in a deep voice, in front of the mirror.
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Postby KillaGrunt » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:31 pm

75) When somebody shows you something and you say " Did Yoda show you that?"
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Postby Strahlemann » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:43 pm

76) When you suddenly realize that you jumped around on Augenkrebs for 2 hours because a strange smell from your kitchen indicates that your pizza is a little heap of ash.
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Postby KillaGrunt » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:52 pm

80) when you play on Moo's map Race for two days straight.
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Postby pavlvs327 » Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:46 am

Agama wrote:13) When in real life you start pretending to laser jump and bunny hop


I definitely do that :P

GreEn`mArine wrote:t23) if you see yourself writing "t" at the beginning of every sentence xD


tI want to add to this...

77) When you say " t " before sentences OUT LOUD :shock: (I have done this several times)

Rad Ished wrote:40)when your movement keys are a LOT more shiny than any others.


Check.

Strahlemann wrote:76) When you suddenly realize that you jumped around on Augenkrebs for 2 hours because a strange smell from your kitchen indicates that your pizza is a little heap of ash.


Done that too :)

78 ) When you look around and plan the best places to laser/hook to get around the building you're in.

79 ) When you look at every piece of computer equipment you pass by (PDP 11, Gameboy, ENIAC) and wonder if it could run a Nexuiz server.
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Postby pavlvs327 » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:07 am

81) When you always space out your #'s.
e.g. Nexuiz is my # 1 favorite game.
vs. Nexuiz is my #1 favorite game.
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Postby Sepelio » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:26 am

82) You are using an aimbot. The game says so after about 30 frags in a row...
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