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Science Fiction, Fastasy and Horror

Postby Ed » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:57 pm

@CrazyClone:
Nexuiz is open source so you could lead the PS3 port if you want. If you don't have the technical knowledge to do all of the work, I'm sure that once Sony execs read your plan, they'll jump in behind you. They'll have developers working on the keyboard and mouse support that they don't have any other need for and they'll redivert all their resources from less needed projects such as PS4 and VAIO laptops that don't blow up, just to get the Darkplaces engine working on the PS3.

Please start a Nexuiz fork and take this fantastic idea away to Sony immediately.

Seriously, this is not going to happen. Perhaps we need a sticky topic answering all of the 'Please port Nexuiz to XBox360, PS3, Wii, Sinclair Spectrum, Texas Insruments TX-92, toaster, whatever' with a big fat no. It's just not going to happen.

Though of course no one can stop such software porting experts from forking from Nexuiz and doing it themselves, just don't expect anyone to care, so don't ask here or else 12 year olds everywhere will be asking for support on some other domestic appliance.
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Re: Science Fiction, Fastasy and Horror

Postby CrazyClone » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:25 pm

Ed wrote:@CrazyClone:
Nexuiz is open source so you could lead the PS3 port if you want. If you don't have the technical knowledge to do all of the work, I'm sure that once Sony execs read your plan, they'll jump in behind you. They'll have developers working on the keyboard and mouse support that they don't have any other need for and they'll redivert all their resources from less needed projects such as PS4 and VAIO laptops that don't blow up, just to get the Darkplaces engine working on the PS3.



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Re: Science Fiction, Fastasy and Horror

Postby Silica Gel: Do Not Eat » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:54 pm

Ed wrote:
Seriously, this is not going to happen. Perhaps we need a sticky topic answering all of the 'Please port Nexuiz to XBox360, PS3, Wii, Sinclair Spectrum, Texas Insruments TX-92, toaster, whatever' with a big fat no. It's just not going to happen.



Porting Nexuiz to toaster..................................................Done!

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Re: Science Fiction, Fastasy and Horror

Postby CrazyClone » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:25 am

vomit wrote:
Ed wrote:
Seriously, this is not going to happen. Perhaps we need a sticky topic answering all of the 'Please port Nexuiz to XBox360, PS3, Wii, Sinclair Spectrum, Texas Insruments TX-92, toaster, whatever' with a big fat no. It's just not going to happen.



Porting Nexuiz to toaster..................................................Done!

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haha!
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Re: Science Fiction, Fastasy and Horror

Postby The mysterious Mr. 4m » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:55 am

Ed wrote:@CrazyClone:
Nexuiz is open source so you could lead the PS3 port if you want. If you don't have the technical knowledge to do all of the work, I'm sure that once Sony execs read your plan, they'll jump in behind you. They'll have developers working on the keyboard and mouse support that they don't have any other need for and they'll redivert all their resources from less needed projects such as PS4 and VAIO laptops that don't blow up, just to get the Darkplaces engine working on the PS3.

Please start a Nexuiz fork and take this fantastic idea away to Sony immediately.

i agree with Ed, although i think that the PS4 and Vaio laptops are also some promising projects. i've been trying to contact Sony about this and some other stuff myself, but i didn't get a reply, yet. So, if someone from Sony reads this, please, get back at me. You should have my contact details.
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Postby meoblast001 » Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:13 am

It's a good idea but LordHavoc doesn't really have the time to port it to PS3 in any shape or form. Team's with many people devoted to creating software rendering/gpu lock cracks can't even come up with a solution. Contacting Sony will require you to pay 10,000 USD for the SDK. Wait until Sony opens up a way to allow unsigned apps from the XMB (which is possible with good algorithms) and then we might see some light.
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Re: Science Fiction, Fastasy and Horror

Postby divVerent » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:01 am

vomit wrote:
Ed wrote:
Seriously, this is not going to happen. Perhaps we need a sticky topic answering all of the 'Please port Nexuiz to XBox360, PS3, Wii, Sinclair Spectrum, Texas Insruments TX-92, toaster, whatever' with a big fat no. It's just not going to happen.



Porting Nexuiz to toaster..................................................Done!

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But it requires a dualcore toaster...
1. Open Notepad
2. Paste: ÿþMSMSMS
3. Save
4. Open the file in Notepad again

You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Postby HarryButt » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:33 am

Dammit. These hardware requirements are forcing me to buy a new toaster...
I'M BATMAN!
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Postby Psychcf » Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:32 pm

[GF]HarryButt wrote:Dammit. These hardware requirements are forcing me to buy a new toaster...


Actually, that looks like a quad-core toaster to me, since it has four slots.
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Postby *HxC*Cuizinier » Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:52 pm

Ban PS3 please. (and wii,xbox and other too)
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