How about doing 'Nexuiz's Got Talent'?
3 judges (we need a special skin where the trousers come up to the players armpits for one of them) and a long line of attention seekers, halfwits, the clinically insane and a small number of bearable people. They each have to do a little performance and if they're bobbins then the judges shoot them with rocket launchers. This is just what I want to happen on any talent show.
If they're a
fat woman with learning difficulties and every other way in which they're a carisma vacuum is made up for by their musical talent then they go through some rounds until they get defeated by someone much shitter for no particuarly well explained reason. They then end up in the Priory and a one eyed Scottish idiot says he hopes she's OK, just to bring attention away from the train of destruction he has left through our economy.
The voting system could surely be used for this concept.