Nexuiz Clans

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

All clans please introduce yourself here. Tell a bit about you. Do you have a site, who founded the clan, who may join, ...etc.

The list of known clans will be located at: http://ouns.wikispaces.com/clan

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Members include anyone named Dave, accidental or not.
To join, change your name to Dave or add the feared [Dave] tag in front of your name.
I would like to welcome our newest members, the bots of "Nexuiz Standard Deathmatch 2.1 - NY US"
Anyone interested in The Dave Clan should sacrifice an orphan to Beelzebub, and blog about the experience.
Applicants will be awarded banana stickers based on creativity and grammar.
Visit our new web portal at http://www.yzzerdd.com (turn off your popup blocker to enter)

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

Members include anyone named Dave, accidental or not.

FUNNY! HAHA! LAUGH! Thats funny. Serious. I mean, LOL!

I would like to welcome our newest members, the bots of "Nexuiz Standard Deathmatch 2.1 - NY US"

I'm not sure... should i put the bots on the members list? Am awaiting your final word Dave.

Visit our new web portal at www.yzzerdd.com (turn off your popup blocker to enter)

Holey g-bus in disguise! Thats NOT funny. Good thing i dont trust you. And i kept my popup blocker. And i know this site. And i use Opera. HAHAHAHA!


And we need a bigger clan logo.

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I'm not sure... should i put the bots on the members list? Am awaiting your final word Dave.

And we need a bigger clan logo.

Here at the Dave Clan, our policy is to never discriminate, especially against our bot brothers.

I've got the bigger logo covered,
Download the 7812x1655 version here
and the 3905x833 version here.
We need the high quality for printing the all-new Dave Magazine, on sale Q2 2007.
We're already taking subscription orders, visit our website at www.yzzerdd.com (pronounced Wizard.com) for subscription details and more special offers.

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

Here at the Dave Clan, our policy is to never discriminate, especially against our bot brothers.

Done. (All the Daves are written over each other now. Like layers.)

I've got the bigger logo covered,
Download the 7812x1655 version here
and the 3905x833 version here.

We're... getting closer. ...

We're already taking subscription orders, visit our website at www.yzzerdd.com (pronounced Wizard.com) for subscription details and more special offers.

Nooo! I fell for it! AGAIN!!! Duoerm you! Duoerm you to hell!!!

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I've got the bigger logo covered,
Download the 7812x1655 version here
and the 3905x833 version here.

We're... getting closer. ...

No, we've met our goal. A 7812px wide image would make a great wallpaper for anyone who uses a quad-monitor setup with four 1080p HDTVs, which is very common among home computer users.

[Urmel]

Hy there,

the nsb as everybody knows is teh coolest clan of all. Da ecromyn nsb stands for dyslexic loser mob.

Our members are us (Urmel aus dem Eis, teh fukin' lag, Koenig Eierbatz and Nice Spawn Camping Lady), teh honourable tChr.no, da evil Nil, da famus SickChicken, our artist Obi_Man (aka Obi Wan), secret agent YourOwnDumbSelf (y0r0nD4m5|F) and our young offspring Polar.

We are strongly suported by "death to NSB" Sxen, so fear hi5 pink tie!

In former times Cuizinier was a member as well, but as he's not very good at understanding english, he was lured into a trap by Stryku and endid up at the PGP as everydoby knows. tZork was invitet to join us for his briliant orthographical performance. Dunno why he wound take en advantage.

Of couz we have oaur own domain http://www.dyslecix.net but as we all have dificulties in wrinting our site is still under consturciton. Butt you can find us on #nsb.nexuiz on da quakenet irc if theres anything with interest.

Dpnt ask us for memership, we aks you!

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

So "The NSB is a bunch of dyslexics."

Urmel... are you sure you want me to write that?

[Urmel]

So "The NSB is a bunch of dyslexics."

Urmel... are you sure you want me to write that?

look:

[nsb]tChr|exam> i dont know why. the problem is that you end up with pixels (dots) that are not square.. they are a tal wider than they are high.
tal = tad
so if you look at an image on a 1280x1024 if will be slightly distorted, pressed together in ehight.
you can easliy see that if you rotate it 90 degrees, cause then it will be pulled the other way being stretchedn in "virtual" height.
or to say it in an easier way
an image that is 10 cm tall on your screen, will if roteted 90 degress suddenly become 12 cm wide instead of 10

I miss something like "cool"

[s9^]

Hello, I'm sxt^ and I'm in no "real" Nexuiz clan, even though I use the GoDo tag just because my Unreal Tournament clanmates asked me to
So I'm in a clan, but I'm not in a clan at the same time.
This means that I'm defying the Law of Excluded Middle.
Classical logic, suck it down! (*)
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(*) Duke Nukem 3D quotation intended.