[map] Suicide Booth

[Ed]

Just a quick map that actually is terrible and shouldn't be used for serious play but is kind of funny for the first 30 seconds before you realise that their is no skill in it at all.

http://www.rofltech.co.uk/media/suicidebooth-0.1.pk3

I think this should take the crown from augenkrebs as being the worst map!

[divVerent]

No, Augenkrebs will get a new version that looks even worse...

you could have made your map worse by taking six textures out of augenkrebs...

but: I think you deserve the award for most creative entity abuse. I really wondered how you did it, and opened it in Radiant... well, I played without sound. I am planning to make a map that will abuse func_door, so stay tuned but I will need some FM synthesized music for it (that will be most of the work...)

Another idea: you should scale up the lightgrid so players always appear fullbright on the map.

[C.Brutail]

Only viewed in radiant, all I can say:

OFGM

[Taiyo.uk]

Well, I've tried this map with eight players, and there's only one word that can describe it:
OMFGMEGASPINNINGGIBBALLSOFDOOM!!1!

This is the kind of pure pointlessness that has dangerous withdrawal symptoms. I need to play some more.

[amoebios]

Wee! Moor plerzee1111 XD


..its like a drug...

[Ed]

Thank you for the positive (?) signs of encouragement. Clearly there are enough people with the right balance of insanity, personal insecurity and too much spare time to play this map. I didn't really mean for this to be taken seriously though:
http://mensa.ath.cx/~polzer/nexlog/tota ... h-0.1.html

Maybe I could improve the map by removing the bounce sound, adding some music and choosing some GODDAMNAWFULIWANTTOCLAWMYEYESOUTDEMOCRATREPUBLICOFKOREAPOLITBURO textures to match. I have an idea for a rather bigger map that might actually be more playable but maintains an amount of the stupidity, will try and stick something together.

[divVerent]

Challenge finally answered.

http://141.2.16.3/nex/maps/inofficial/augenkrebs_alpha2.pk3