Ed wrote:Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
I liked it.
This is a vogon's poem out of The Hitchhiker's Guide Trough The Galaxy isn't it??

BTW I also think, that smiley is really awful, strahlemann, Your my man, gimme five!