The "Pwnage picture"-game !

[Morphed]

[Tenn]

Someone tounge (Zunge)? HIS ONE:::

[Strahlemann]

larger head !

[pol pot]

larger head!

[esteel]

for the same reason Stahl deleted the Jesus image.
It simply over the edge.

Aehm.. i really deleted a porn picture.. although i chattet with Strahlemann and the picture that should have been there was just 'the Grim Reaper'.. we both have no idea why this other picture was there.. The link to the picture Strahlmann wanted to post seems to be ok now.. very very strange.

Actually i have no problem with pictures that try to make humor out of some religion as long is its within certain levels. I really think humor is ok and people should not be too stuborn about things.
But try not to let things get out of hand! You know some people might get their feels hurt by things you think are ok..

Well you should be able to find an admin if this does happen.

[Morphed]

[tZork]

/OFF

Your're right, there are sacred things for everyone, and noone should play with them.

/ON

[RELIGIOUS RANT]
IMO anyone taking (their) religion so 'seroiuse' that it cant be joked abt needs to rethink what they are beliving in and why. However some degree of respect is apropriate when dealing with thise matters.. (i guess. .) There are however so many diffrent belives out there that if we are to obey every rule of all of them and respect all their little twitches in this forum we may as well delete it all and and go back to surfing p0rn again
[/RELIGIOUSRANT]

[Ed]

As far as blasphemy goes, I believe nothing is beyond satire.

CROWD OF WOMEN:
[yelling]
JEWISH OFFICIAL:
Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
MATTHIAS:
Do I say 'yes'?
STONE HELPER #1:
Yes.
MATTHIAS:
Yes.
OFFICIAL:
You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD:
Ooooh!
OFFICIAL:
...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD:
Ahh!
MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
CROWD:
Oooooh!
OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
OFFICIAL:
Did you hear him?!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1:
Really!
[silence]
OFFICIAL:
Are there any women here today?
CROWD:
No. No. No. No...
OFFICIAL:
Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
[CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]
MATTHIAS:
Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL:
Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD:
She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL:
Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Oh, dear.
OFFICIAL:
Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS:
Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL:
You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS:
Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
CROWD:
Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL:
I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--
[MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
Right. Who threw that?
[silence]
Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD:
She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL:
Was it you?
MRS. A.:
Yes.
OFFICIAL:
Right!
MRS. A.:
Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Ah! Ooooh!...
[CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL:
Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!
Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Ooooooh!...
[CROWD stones OFFICIAL]
WOMAN #1:
Good shot!
[clap clap clap]

[Ed]

Oh yes, the pictures again. This pwns them all:

"the lips of Marilyn Monroe and the eyes of Caligula"
- Francois Mitterrand

[kozak6]