worldly wisdoms

[morfar]

I got a fever, and the only prescription is- more cowbell!

yay! Thats one of my favorites.

Everybody lies.

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

[:)]

"It's Crackers to Slip a Rozzer, the Dropsy in Snide."

[dweep]

wherever you go, there you are

life is a bitch, then you die

Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

[tChr]

Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

too true to be funny

[amoebios]

Dont throw stones when youre inside a glasshouse. They might get back at you.

[Psychcf]

Don't Spawnkill j00 n00b!!!!1oneeleven!!1111!!!

[kozak6]

Windex is not the same thing as blue Kool-Aid.

[Psychcf]

Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero! I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm. Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him! I can't dance. I wear khaki pants. My middle name's Lance. My Grandma's from France. So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back

[divVerent]

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

Lemon Demon's summary of Hollywood movies.

[BusterDBK]

I don't know how come this hasn't been posted yet:

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

(It's either cheating, a woman or a cheating woman.)

Only some find the way, some don't recognize it when they do, some don't ever want to.

But suppose you throw a coin enough times...
...suppose one day, it lands on its edge.

And if a meteorite falls onto the Earth making a crater, lying in it would it not think to itself: 'whoa! this is a really deep hole I fell in'?

I like to think that oysters transcend national barriers.