worldly wisdoms

[amoebios]

i'd post a link of my favorite site but its not safe for work or minors. i will just post a random quote from it instead:

"I'd like to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him
on the wall, criticize him and leave."

[kozak6]

"If it hurts, don't do it."

[Urmel]

"If it hurts, don't do it."

BAh! No pain, no game!

[Captain Haddock]

BAh! No pain, no game!

tiz true! but best not to stare at one of these little guys unless you like it really really rough..

[esteel]

Ahh perfect for a double grenade jump... aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir time

[ai]

No pain, no gain

[kozak6]

See a broad to get that bodiac; lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em

[tChr]

Choose life, choose a job, choose a career, choose a family, choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments, choose a starter home, choose your friends. Choose leisure-wear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite and higher purchase and a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you've spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future, choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life, I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons!

[Captain Haddock]

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

[kozak6]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.