worldly wisdoms

[Urmel]

I'd say: If you are something, be it fully

Like I use to say: If you're going to do something wrong, do it right!

oh, nice! I have another one:

I use to say: It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't!

And what has life been teaching you ?

[esteel]

marriage is like a twister.. it starts with a gentle blow and afterwards your house is gone

[C.Brutail]

shut up and hack :F

[GreEn`mArine]

Although I cannot stand these "wisdoms"...

Death is certain, but not life

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[Daedalus]

there's no true life in a false one

[tZork]

unknown

"Dad, you fraked up my childhood!" "Lies! i wasent even there!"

Mark Twain

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”

“All generalizations are false, including this one.”

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

Arthur C. Clarke

“How inappropriate to call this planet earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.”

“I don't believe in God but I'm very interested in her.”

“It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.”

Winston Churchill

“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”

Oh ok ill stop now

[dIM]

A good high jumper only jumps as high as the bar is risen.

[Ed]

Dennis Thatcher:

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

[divVerent]

Self-quote:

70% aller Statistiken sind frei erfunden.
Und bei den anderen 40% wurde kräftig manipuliert.

In English:

70% of all statistics have been freely made up.
And the other 40% are the result of hefty manipulation.

[torus]

Kurt V. -I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Terry P. -Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is- more cowbell!

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