And i mean movies which are not bad in quality (sure they can be too) but movies that really give you a headache because of their stupidness (stupid twists, stupid dialogues etc.
) .Short: Movies you can't forget about but you really would like to....
1. Daniel der Zauberer
Believe me.... this is the movie that taught me why there's a 1 out of 10 on imdb. And it deserves 1. Definitely. Period.... whatever anyone tells you..... don't, just don't watch that piece of ultimate crap. It's bad. By far the worst sum of images i've ever seen. My mobilephone-camera has a better white-fader...
2. Signs
Okay, well there's this alien race that can travel a thousand of miles through the universe... and this alien race chooses a planet where 80% of the surface is water.
ok, water: the root of life. But unfortunately water is the one substance that is very very deadly for our space-travelling aliens. I really wonder what they'll do if it rains.... screw this twist mr. shyamalan !
3. Sharkman
I borrowed this one because of the cool cover and because of the funny title. All i wanted to see were some funny scenes with that sharkman thing. but all i got was one scene where you see a poorly animated sharkman-eye. Just the eye....this one didn't pay off. ah and btw. the plot and acting totally sucked (remember the titel: "Sharkman". I mean what kind of plot do you think can make a film good that is entitled "Sharkman" ?). Anyways: still good for trash-film-night
4. House of the Dead
Please, please, please dear Uwe Boll: Stop making films.
5. The Back Lot Murders
Haha.... sometimes i really had to laugh out loud while watching this one. Maybe it was the crappy german translation like: "Arsch, Barsch, Marsch. Nichts in der Welt ist umsonst" (if anyone can tell me what they said in english i would be very thankful, cause i just don't get it) but i guess this film just was bad. not scary at all (i believe it wanted to be scary) and not exciting. Only funny in these unintentional funny moments. Boring. Really a film i'd like to forget about, but i just can't.... poor me
