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Postby morfar » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:04 pm

Gayniggers From Outer Space. I quite like that movie. But it's not really a deep movie.
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Postby Daedalus » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:27 am

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Postby LordHavoc » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:29 pm

Daedalus wrote:any movie starring Adam Sandler and/or Matt Damon


I disagree about Matt Damon - the Bourne movies were pretty good, you might just not like the genre.

Apparently Adam Sandler is starting to try to actually act lately, scary thought, will have to see the results.
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Postby torus » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:38 pm

LordHavoc wrote:
Daedalus wrote:The Bourne movies were pretty good, you might just not like the genre.


They were enjoyable, although they had a bit too much product placement for my taste (like when the camera zooms into the Mini logo in the first film).
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Postby tChr » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:51 pm

ok 5 bad movies.. not sure what the worst are but these are bad. I only pick from those i j have myself, cause I have seen far too many films that are crap to remember them all :) I dont consern about movies made for television either, cause those are too many, so these are theatre features. In short. these are movies that disappointed in that they were much worse than expected.

The Texas Chaisaw Massacre (the original)
Insanely boring. One of the very few films that was so boring i didnt watch it though in one sitting, but needed a break doing something else half way.

Alligator
oh.. my.. ghod.. Thats real crap.. seriously.. Its so bad that its fun to watch for just the sheer amusement value of how bad a movie its possible to make. Same goes for Hercules in New York.

Beverly Hills Cop III
The first was cool and fun, the second was so bad you expected the 3rd to be good (like most 3s, but no.. its bad bad bad

Catwoman
Decent comic.. extremely hot woman, very crappy movie. (goes for electra, too btw)

Taxi (american version)
The french movie is hilarious.. its a real funny picture with charm.. the Hollywoodization of it is just barely saved by Gisele Bumdchen, and she is the only reason for sitting through this film (and her companions). Talk about destroying a good story. Even the french "Taxi 3" (wich sucks) is btter than the hollywoodized "Taxi"
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Postby dweep » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:42 pm

tChr wrote:ok
Taxi (american version)


i feared this and did not go to the cinema. now im glad. thanks tCHr, for enduring and sharing.
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Postby Irritant » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:55 pm

1. Lady in the Water - wanted to claw my face off after that.

2. Terror Tunes - so bad...so bad...

3. Rocky V - Makes the latest Rocky look like pure genious, it's that bad.

4. Hellraiser III - An amazingly bad followup to one of the great horror stories of all time( I and II)

5. Nightmare on Elmstreet III( i think it was this one, the Dreamwarriors crapola)
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Postby Captain Haddock » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:39 am

Thought i'd reanimate this tread to make sure these film are never watched by another mortal soul.

Evil bong (Sorry tommy.)

Father of the bride (I'd rather castrate myself with a spoon.)

OP Center (Best left in the void.)

Michael (The scars are only starting to heal.)

The X files (NO.NO.NO)
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Postby Ed » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:50 am

Daedalus wrote:any movie starring ... Matt Damon

Other than Team America World Police?
Matt Damon wrote:Matt Damon!


I'd like to suggest:
Driven
The Queen
Godzilla
The Borrowers
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Postby morfar » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:59 am

Dragon Wars.
Terminator the series.
And that "war of the worlds" sequel with strange actors seems very bad too.
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