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Postby HarryButt » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:42 am

I recently saw "The Story of Ricky".
Awesome.
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Postby LordHavoc » Sat May 10, 2008 11:38 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078869/ - The Black Hole - I've seen this movie twice on TV and every time I cringe, one of the worst mind-numbing sci-fi movies, on the other hand, the maintenance robots are funny (and occasionally parodied online).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087451/ - Ice Pirates - This movie is funny in places but overall it's pretty bad, so classic, but fails to be good, I wouldn't say it's one of the worst though, just bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0312528/ - The Cat In The hat - horrifying, just horrifying (and yes I am a Dr Seuss fan, and no, I couldn't stand to watch more than 5 minutes of this)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/ - Escape from New York - bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116225/ - Escape from L.A. - legendarily stupid, poor.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/ - Waterworld - legendarily bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477348/ - No Country For Old Men - This movie baffles me in how it gets high reviews, I hated it, violent without any point, I couldn't find any lasting value in the experience.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0213327/ - Andromeda (series) - first season great, second season good, all the rest bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103521/ - Red Dwarf USA - I can't even imagine how bad this is, and hope I never see it.

On the other hand here are some series I like (GOOD, NOT BAD):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250750/ - Starhunter (2001) series - I loved this series, the production values are rock bottom but the stories are interesting and far more original than most sci-fi series.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340491/ - Starhunter (2003) series - This gained production values and lost almost all originality, but still managed to be better than later seasons of Andromeda.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094535/ - Red Dwarf (1988) series - Awesome, continually stupid but awesome.

All hail cult-classic british sci-fi shows!
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Postby BusterDBK » Sun May 11, 2008 8:49 am

Hey Bagman was actually pretty nice :lol: (speaking of the violent videogame generation, lolz).
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Postby Captain Haddock » Thu May 15, 2008 3:31 pm

LordHavoc wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/ - Escape from New York - bad.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116225/ - Escape from L.A. - legendarily stupid, poor.

Poor snake... :cry:
LordHavoc wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/ - Waterworld - legendarily bad.

I kindah liked this film! Ah come on It's got the hopper in it!

LordHavoc wrote:All hail cult-classic british sci-fi shows!

Do you watch hyperdrive?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLlQAz5t-s :
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Postby GreEn`mArine » Thu May 15, 2008 6:13 pm

A German movie I was recently forced to watch:
"Jazzclub - der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm" (with Helge Schneider, also contains a song from him).

This movie is about 10x worse than "Mystery Science Theather 3000", and certainly produced to entertain people who've already cosumed too many substances (drugs, alcohol).
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Postby HarryButt » Thu May 15, 2008 6:36 pm

This stuff is good reference material. Watch closely. :P
Personally I enjoyed "GARBAGE DAY!" the most :D
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Postby Captain Haddock » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:44 pm

Epicenter (2000) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233656/
The ending on this one is such a classic i have to get hold of it and share it. Two words man vs helicopter. :P
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Postby Silica Gel: Do Not Eat » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:45 pm

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Postby Barfly » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:30 am

if videos are counted..
The Tonya Harding wedding night one comes to mind :!:
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some bad films

Postby accident. » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:34 pm

For your consideration:


National Lampoon Goes to the Movies - impossibly unfunny comedy film, I've seen straight horror films that raise more laughs.

The Wedding Planner - Jennifer Lopez proves she can't act or appear in or near a decent film. Plot as exciting as the title. <SPOLIER> The two on the DVD cover get together in the end.</SPOILER>

Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones - I never liked Star Wars, but I don't care what you say, you know it was not good. Walked out, still haven't seen part III.

Ninja in the Killing Fields - Hong-Kong action film that must have been made on a negative budget. It seems to be two films spliced together at random, with off-screen actors suddenly saying "I wonder what special agent Richard Jones is doing" to explain the abrupt scene changes. Oh, and special agent Richard Jones - he is very special indeed. He gets blown up in his car in one scene, only to reappear seconds later running down some steps with no shirt on. And the ending involves some frogs that rapidly multiply.


Actually, the last one is probably in the so-bad-it's-good category. Maybe someone should do a top 5 of those?
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