Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride

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Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride

Postby ZyanKLee » Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:52 pm

ATTENTION: This has been written by a woman, that felt very serious about this text.
BUT I DO NOT! (please do not think I am such a freak as mikeeusa is, I thought it funny and a nice contribution to his view of things)
Pay special attention to the date of the first release!


http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/bride/
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Postby esteel » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:11 pm

Well that sounds like the right women for mikeusa.. almost no sex, trying to to control his sexlife and reling on kids and social pressure to keep it that way..
funny read though i was borred half way through.. maybe it gets better in the end.
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Postby Daedalus » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:52 pm

One heartening factor for which the wife can be grateful is the fact that the husband's home, school, church, and social environment have been working together all through his life to instill in him a deep sense of guilt in regards to his sexual feelings, so that he comes to the marriage couch apologetically and filled with shame, already half cowed and subdued. The wise wife seizes upon this advantage and relentlessly pursues her goal first to limit, later to annihilate completely her husband's desire for sexual expression.


*cough* :)
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Postby tZork » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:41 pm

Why is there a male in a wedding dress on that fraked
up page? :shock:

Yeh funny read :D. Tho that someone wrote this in full sincerity is rather sad.
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Postby esteel » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:24 pm

tZork wrote:Why is there a male in a wedding dress on that fraked
up page? :shock:

Rumor has it thats mikeusa.. :P
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