Yellow Robot wrote:

Gather round all and I will tell you why.
So last night a mate and I went down the pub. There was a girl there on her 18th Birthday who was ratted and some of her mates were underage. One of them had the leftovers of one of my drinks. Not worth the effort, too young.
So that is why. But the drink got drunk so it counts on this countdown. End of story. Now lets do something else.