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Postby kozak6 » Wed May 03, 2006 3:29 pm

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.

At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."

So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo! I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek!"

I got an F. :cry:

When I told my mom about it, she said, "I told you, never trust a monkey."

The end
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Postby C.Brutail » Wed May 03, 2006 3:59 pm

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Postby tChr » Wed May 03, 2006 5:48 pm

lol.

I'll leave it tp you to decide wich to :)
the spice extend life!
the spice expand conciousness!
the spice is vital to space travel!
sooooo.. tell me what you want, waht you really-really want
I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.
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