Girlfriends

[ai]

Qestion: "What is a girlfriend?"

Answer: "Girlfriend is an expensive port to insert your dongle for uploading. Actually, some allow use of up to 3 ports (2 front ports and a rear port), just not at the same time. You may have conflicts if you try to utilize 2 or more Girlfriends at the same time.

The Girlfriend can be upgraded to Wife, however, that's something you generally would want to aviod as that would mean restricting yourself to only one. So if the Wife got broken you would be stuck; although, you could throw her away but that would cost you a lot.

Some girlfriends can come with a dongle as OEM. Avoid them! Use your own dongle or a third party dongle, some even have a rumblepad function so it can vibrate. Be sure to use a firewall as there are some nasty viruses out there!

While dongle porting is their primary function, they are very helpful with various housekeeping chores. So it is nice to have one around. However, if yours starts making a whining noise it is time to replace her. I suggest upgrading to a newer model frequently as they quickly become obsolete.

WARNING: Just make sure you do not get one that is too new! You could be associated with illegal acts and that wouldn't turn out good for you!"

[Captain Haddock]

HAHAHAHA
but sensi ai, i too have a question Where can girlfriend be found?

[HarryButt]

You could try the easy but costly way, in a "second hand girlfriend" etablissement.
The upload devices there are being maintenanced regularly.

[Rebecca]

Actually, some allow use of up to 3 ports (2 front ports and a rear port), just not at the same time.

Just because you guys can only use one port at a time, that doesn't mean that girlfriends are restricted to that.

[Captain Haddock]

You could try the easy but costly way, in a "second hand girlfriend" etablissement.
The upload devices there are being maintenanced regularly.

NOo i haver no money'! Maybe i could find work as one of these second hand girlfriends you speak of?

Actually, some allow use of up to 3 ports (2 front ports and a rear port), just not at the same time.

Just because you guys can only use one port at a time, that doesn't mean that girlfriends are restricted to that.

lies!! lies! impossible! Not possible! A deep space tale you speak of!

[BusterDBK]

HAHAHAHA
but sensi ai, i too have a question Where can girlfriend be found?

busterdbk@tim:~> whereis girlfriend
girlfriend:

Lemme see if I can find it in the yast package list .

[Fisume!]

But sensi ai, i too have a question Where can girlfriend be found?

World of Warcraft.

[ai]

I don't get any of you.

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

HAHAHAHA
but sensi ai, i too have a question Where can girlfriend be found?

busterdbk@tim:~> whereis girlfriend
girlfriend:

Lemme see if I can find it in the yast package list .

lol

But sensi ai, i too have a question Where can girlfriend be found?

World of Warcraft.

lol

for, ai, you see, there are few girls like this: http://www.myspace.com/bannedanna

[ai]

for, ai, you see, there are few girls like this: http://www.myspace.com/bannedanna

I still don't get it, and I don't even know if I'm at the right place when I click the link as I do not have a myspace and will never ever get one, it's just lame. I laugh at all the myspace geeks, no matter who it is (even my sis, especially her).