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by Silica Gel: Do Not Eat » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:37 am
Yellow Robot wrote:925 Brown
Uh , if it comes out yer rear it doesn't count
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by The mysterious Mr. 4m » Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:05 am
vomit wrote:973
lmao i laughed with tears in my eyes! XD
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by Captain Haddock » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:12 pm
920 little pip.. 
Quick story, I visted a club earlier this weak in central london on my own. The music was wicked so i ended up dancing around for about 4-5 hours non stop until i started feeling quite weak in the knees so i decided better evac the premises. Unbelievably i had not touched a single drop of alcohol nor smoked any weed i think i was feeling quite queezy probably becuase i was wearing my jacket the whole time in this quite packed baking club!
So i stumbled out it was about 3-ish(am) feeling more and more dodgy by the second> somehow i find the correct buss stop after waiting at the wrong one. By now it's raining and i'm already soggy from all my sweaty dancing so i really start feeling bad.
I am sat at the stop waiting for the blimin buss to come feeling quite poorly when this really nice looking blonde european chick steps in trying to close her umbrella and sits right next to me (not a common occurrence) and starts looking at me not in the usual way chicks look at me, like who is this scruffy weirdo. I think she was waiting for me to make a move but i couldn't because i was sadly trying to keep myself from slumping into a heap and letting the lepricons carry me away to valhalla. So i excepted fate and dropped my head down into my hands till the buss came which it did and i got on and went up stairs to the top deck.
I had a plastic bag with me containing some 2 cans of a popular fizzy pop. Immediately after the buss started moving i started to feel quite faint. I looked a complete state and some bloomin couple get on and sit right in front of me, great(!) But by then it was too late and i grabbed the bag tossed the cans out and was sick about four times into it. The couple and some other people sitting close to me ran down stairs like i had the plague so that kinda amused me. But then i realised the bag had a hole in it so me spew manged to leak out onto my just washed jeans and onto the buss deck floor. I quickly remembered that some rather rough looking gangster rap type dudes were sitting quite closely behind me and i do not think they saw me getting sick as had my head down. All i knew was that my sick was traveling down the buss to their postion so it was proberly a good idea to scarper.
So i quickly skipped off the buss and ended up walking looking for god nows how long for another buss to get me home. I found a buss and noticed a french couple sitting at the stop. The girl looked quite anxious supprisingly not at the sight of my sorry self. Then a buss stop cleaner turns up in his van and starts cleaing the buss stop. The chick gets up and semi joggs to the side of the buss stop out of everyones view. looking i notice a small trickle of an unknown liquid comming from her position. The matinence dude walks over to her, liquids still flowing and i hear him say "bloody disgusting!" That gave me quite a chuckle.
Quick story, I visted a club earlier this weak in central london on my own. The music was wicked so i ended up dancing around for about 4-5 hours non stop until i started feeling quite weak in the knees so i decided better evac the premises. Unbelievably i had not touched a single drop of alcohol nor smoked any weed i think i was feeling quite queezy probably becuase i was wearing my jacket the whole time in this quite packed baking club!
So i stumbled out it was about 3-ish(am) feeling more and more dodgy by the second> somehow i find the correct buss stop after waiting at the wrong one. By now it's raining and i'm already soggy from all my sweaty dancing so i really start feeling bad.
I am sat at the stop waiting for the blimin buss to come feeling quite poorly when this really nice looking blonde european chick steps in trying to close her umbrella and sits right next to me (not a common occurrence) and starts looking at me not in the usual way chicks look at me, like who is this scruffy weirdo. I think she was waiting for me to make a move but i couldn't because i was sadly trying to keep myself from slumping into a heap and letting the lepricons carry me away to valhalla. So i excepted fate and dropped my head down into my hands till the buss came which it did and i got on and went up stairs to the top deck.
I had a plastic bag with me containing some 2 cans of a popular fizzy pop. Immediately after the buss started moving i started to feel quite faint. I looked a complete state and some bloomin couple get on and sit right in front of me, great(!) But by then it was too late and i grabbed the bag tossed the cans out and was sick about four times into it. The couple and some other people sitting close to me ran down stairs like i had the plague so that kinda amused me. But then i realised the bag had a hole in it so me spew manged to leak out onto my just washed jeans and onto the buss deck floor. I quickly remembered that some rather rough looking gangster rap type dudes were sitting quite closely behind me and i do not think they saw me getting sick as had my head down. All i knew was that my sick was traveling down the buss to their postion so it was proberly a good idea to scarper.
So i quickly skipped off the buss and ended up walking looking for god nows how long for another buss to get me home. I found a buss and noticed a french couple sitting at the stop. The girl looked quite anxious supprisingly not at the sight of my sorry self. Then a buss stop cleaner turns up in his van and starts cleaing the buss stop. The chick gets up and semi joggs to the side of the buss stop out of everyones view. looking i notice a small trickle of an unknown liquid comming from her position. The matinence dude walks over to her, liquids still flowing and i hear him say "bloody disgusting!" That gave me quite a chuckle.
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by Captain Haddock » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:28 pm
919 A mans gottah do what a man has gotta do!
Carm on guys holding yer pee in is not advised!
Carm on guys holding yer pee in is not advised!
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by Silica Gel: Do Not Eat » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:53 pm
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Troops ‘closing in’ on MILF rebels
"at least 28 civilians were killed in the MILF attacks"
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