Humans

[Vermin]

We really dont give ourselves enough credit.

Look at these wonderful hands! They flex and move so perfectly, they curl and form tools.

We are really quite dangersous.
Dogs and cats and large birds really dont stand much of a chance.
The other day a dog attacked me, well, I attacked it rather.

What else are you supposed to do when a dog runs at you? You kick it of course!

From today forward I will accomplish feets of incredible human badassery.

This includes: Moving considerable distances, attacking animals and fending of animals that attack me.

Let us all rejoice over our humanity.

[Psychcf]

Wait, dogs can attack people?

[Sepelio]

Dogs are NOT nice critters when they get angry no matter how domesticated they are supposed to be.

[Chubby]

Wait, dogs can attack people?

They can bite your arms of

[KillaGrunt]

........... Nice speech.

[Xeno]

Wait, what? Rejoice in humanity by beating animals?

Be careful, talk like that will get your house firebombed by PETA nuts.

[Sepelio]

PETA eh?

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

That'll show 'em.

[Wilu]

PETA are whiners, ALF is the way to go.

[ai]

Humans is probably the most weak animals that walks this planet. Now I'm not saying weak as in 'strength'. The ONLY thing we do better than other animals is thinking, really that's the only reason why we have survived this long, it's because of our intelligence.
There are tons and tons of other animals out there that beats us in all other aspects. Can you for instance survive -272 degrees Celsius and up to +150? Can you see really well in darkness, can you survive with minimum to none sleep? Can you sniff out other predators or hear them really well?

The answer is 'No' to everything. We humans are pathetic and incredibly weak, we don't even deserve to be the number one survival species from the weak standpoint.
So the only thing you should be happy about is that you can think. And by thinking I mean no reckless or unnecessary actions that does not benefit you in some way.

Animals don't just attack humans without a reason, animals don't kill people without reason or for pleasure, if other animals don't benefit from either killing other animals or fend it off they will pretty much ignore them.

You clearly do not know the nature the animals live by and you clearly do not know the nature we humans live by. I suggest educating yourself in that area, maybe you'll see the whole thing differently then.
And your 'feets of incredible human badassery' (which by the way I think you mean 'feats') is pointless. Nothing will get accomplished from this anyway. Also, 'feats' are only always in a human or personal (individual) standpoint. Such things don't really exist.

Oh one last thing, if an animal attacks you it's a totally different thing than a human. For animals, no grudges or 'revenge' or whatever you wanna call it is necessary. For the simple reason as, they are acting on instinct. YOU are acting on grudge and/or revenge. Those things are totally unnecessary and actually not many (if any) animals have those capabilities. In fact, instinct is the only thing you need, all the other feelings are just overload and bad.
An animal would never attack anyone for the sole purpose that last week he got a beating or that last week he didn't get as much food as he liked to from his master.

My family has two dogs, when they sometimes do bad things like eat up their chickens (that roam in the chicken yard) they give them a little spanking and whatnot. Nothing major but still, those dogs have yet to attack my family.

[Blµb]

Animals don't just attack humans without a reason, animals don't kill people without reason or for pleasure, if other animals don't benefit from either killing other animals or fend it off they will pretty much ignore them.

Which is the opposite of what humans do. Beside the weak and shitty sick bodies, they just suck.
Although, they CAN be strong, not only training can make you strong, but technique and flexibility can help you, too.