I wish I could have some free beer right now. Some of my 'friends' are actually a bunch of braying tosspots and I only have a whole 50p Sterling to last me the weekend. So I'm not going out. Not that I actually wanted to, I just felt obliged as it was one of said 'braying tosspots' 21st birthday.
That and it's snowed a pathetic amount but still enough for Northern townies not to do any of the really unconstructive things they like to do, like stealing car stereos, drinking frosty jacks on a park bench and innappropriate tracksuit wearing.
No, I'm not having a good day.
