I feel like a dodgy curry

bought a crate of 24 beers, that was just to get to the party.
Ended up mixing every drink there into one grog, tearing the backside of my jeans exactly parallel to my crack about 15cm in length. I think it's time to go rest in bed with a pack of peas apon my crown.
@kozak6 I'm very happy 2008 is over too.
I have to go to the gym, is spandex still cool?..
*intoxicated