Life is futile and full of crabs

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

Hey there, fellow irritators!

i'm in the process of applying for welfare. It's about time i stop mooching off of my parents and start to mooch off of the state. Wish me luck!

Don't let gravity get you down.
So, like it says in a song by the Bloodhound Gang: Lift your head up high (or something like that)


Edit:
i forgot an important option in the poll, but i can't edit it: "polls" is spelt with two L's

[paperclips]

Two things come to mind..
Are there women around these poles you speak of?

[ai]

Or are any of these "poles" good looking females?

[Taiyo.uk]

Do any of these poles mutually inexclude each other?

[mand1nga]

no, wait, are these *magnetic* poles?

[tundramagi]

Hey there, fellow irritators!

i'm in the process of applying for welfare. It's about time i stop mooching off of my parents and start to mooch off of the state. Wish me luck!

Don't let gravity get you down.
So, like it says in a song by the Bloodhound Gang: Lift your head up high (or something like that)


Edit:
i forgot an important option in the poll, but i can't edit it: "polls" is spelt with two L's

Hello fellow citizen, I invite you to represent your self or your area of dwelling!
I query if you, now having increased income thanks to the charity of the tax payer, are going to place diamonds upon your moving vehicle which is undoubtedly of the "bently" brand.

[Taiyo.uk]

no, wait, are these *magnetic* poles?

Magnetic monopoles?

[divVerent]

Magnetic monopoles are being prevented by the Magnetic Antitrust.

[ai]

Does 'monopoles' have a gender?

[Ed]

Magnetic monopoles have a monopoly of a magnetic field. This is bad.

Hope you get a job soon, otherwise you'll just watch Hideous Overpriced Jewellery Hour on the Impulse Buying Channel all day.