Who can tell me what this giant creepy ass spider is?

[[-z-]]

It's on my porch, anyone know what kind it is? It's about the size of my hand.

[Dokujisan]

looks like it might be a long-legged version of a brown recluse. Those are common in the south-east US. We have them here in Kentucky.

http://www.doacs.state.fl.us/pi/enpp/ento/venomousspiders.html#recluse

Their venom acts very slowly and deteriorates flesh over a period of days or weeks. Do a google search for brown recluse bites and you'll see some pictures that are pretty horrible.

[Chubby]

a fricking big one

[[-z-]]

nah, brown recluse are the size of a quater I thought. This mofo is the SIZE OF MY HAND!

[Mr. Bougo]

This mofo is the SIZE OF MY HAND!

Ideal for petting, thus.

[alpha]

Does this thread require more napalm or it's just me?

[Sven]

how cuteeeeeeeee!!!

[Ed]

It would be a lot less big and scary if you had taken a lower resolution picture of it. Then it wouldn't have filled my entire screen.

[Psychcf]

Does this thread require more napalm or it's just me?

Dissolve Styrofoam in gasoline to make napalm.

[AnArKiSt]

It looks like a wolf spider.

Does it have 2 large forward looking eyes? I can't tell by your pic.

The below pic displays a wolf spider, please use it for comparison.