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Postby The mysterious Mr. 4m » Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:03 pm

Colloquially known as ,,spam''. I get few, but those i get i have absolutely no use for. Ad exemplum:
* i do not intend to lose weight.
* i am young and have no erectile dysfunction. i don't need cialis (or the like).
* i do not need replica watches. i still have a 14 year old Casio that works well. (i have 3 more and several no-name watches, just in case)
* i don't like celery, so i don't want to increase it.

To those who keep writing me these messages: i DO NOT WANT them and i DO NOT NEED them! Please, send me usefull spam. Thank you.


Respectfully, 4m



PS: i don't need it, but i am interested in penis enlargement, so please, keep sending me those.
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Postby morfar » Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:06 pm

okay okay. I'll stop :(
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Postby divVerent » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:05 pm

If only all email spam were BRLOGENSHFEGLE.
1. Open Notepad
2. Paste: ÿþMSMSMS
3. Save
4. Open the file in Notepad again

You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Postby Taiyo.uk » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:39 pm

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Postby Mirio » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:52 pm

i can has spam? :D
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Postby Mute Print » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:52 pm

Every so often, I get emails from someone named "wop"; the body of these messages is just "wop" repeated over and over. No clue who he is.

I usually reply by asking how his wife and kids are, and once, how his wife was post-masectomy.
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Postby omiban » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:01 am

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Postby Taiyo.uk » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:53 am

If you have a royal taste, and you identify quality and admire it whenever you see it then, it's likely one of the reason why sRolex, Breitling, Omega and other premium watches are so much tempting for you, no doubt they are crafted to excellence but still they are exceptionally high priced, which makes them unfeasible for many of us to purchase. A watch can say a lot about ones personality. It depicts your style and class.

A watch is that sort of gadget which people notice first when they see any person. If you have a shabby watch, you can end up with a dull first impression. Many times you must have thought of owning a sRolex watch and then all of a sudden must have realized that it's out of your budget. Most of us have such thoughts coming in our minds but, regrettably, finished up just chasing the dream. sRolex is undoubtedly the king of all watches, but the only setback is that its target audience does not include common man. Being the king of all watches, sRolex is extreme with its cost, but fashion lovers never mind sparing money to buy these sRo1exRep1icas.


The problem here though is that, the fine watches like Breitling, sRolex, Dior, Omega, Dolce & Gabbana, etc are very expensive. Here we are not talking about hundred dollars; it is sometimes in tens of thousands. In such a tough economic scenario, this is some amount which even some of the creamy layer people will not prefer paying for. People struggle for their budget for even the most vital things as their jobs are not secured. At this time a pleasant extravagance watch is far down in the purchase cart for most of us.

So what can be the possible solution for this?

Here comes our suggestion for that... buys any watchReplica, like Rep1icaRo1ex, Breitling, etc. Rep1icaWatches are accurate copies of the genuine watches except for the real metals used like platinum, diamond, gold, etc. If you are looking for a watch with good looks, then the rep1icaWatches are the things to try your hands on.

These days the rep1ica of all the major brands is available, and the best part about it is that they are available at very low price which is just a small division of the genuine watches. In fact you can grab a high quality Rep1icaRo1ex for just around $180-$300. The thing here to remember is that you should not go for very cheaper ones as there is very high possibility that these watches will be of very disappointing quality.

If you are having a high surplus income and that too in thousands of dollars then our suggestion here would be that go and buy the genuine watches, as it's a precious asset and they are very finely built. Be sure that you make enough research before making your purchase. Obviously you are spending huge, and so be sure that you are not betrayed with imitations. Internet being your best resource, you can find all exclusive collection of Rep1icaWatches matching your choice and flavor. Also, it is good and recommended to purchase at reputed showrooms offering original products

Below link is one of the site that have good reputation to buy from online, if you are looking for a replicaWatches, you may consider this site:

http://alientrap.org
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Postby Rad Ished » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:37 pm

dude , you have way too much time on your hands.
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Postby Captain Haddock » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:15 pm

Hence the need for a sRolex. My life was not was going as i expected till i bought a sRolex and now i have been promoted, just bought a new car and got engaged to my beautiful wife! All that from having the right pair of hands. The Next time you look at your wrist make sure it's a sRolex. Ni Hao Bu Hao E Tze ,Wah-ay mya shee Mbay mbai.
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