OMG! Its RPG time again! (spam, ignore)

[Ed]

You bring down the console and type

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sv_gravity 100

then bounce around because it's more fun that way.

[C.Brutail]

Then, you realise, that you have a console... you have commands...
And then you type "/noclip"

[The mysterious Mr. 4m]

No cheats allowed. Type sv_cheats 1 and restart the level.

This will be the weirdest text-based game EVAR!

[Ed]

This game has the crappest graphics seen in the last decade. Lets play an FPS instead. Ooh, I heard of this game Nezuiz you guys might want to try.

[Gego]

a big grunt opens the door infront of you.
you say : "holy crap!" and start shooting at it with the shoot gun, withs angers its to pick up a tile from the floor and lobbs it at you.

[C.Brutail]

me pulls out RL from inventory (as the holy voice said) and blows the poor old ogre to some juicy gibs.

[Ed]

You get fed up with the computer, switch it off and go outside and do something fun with real people, like everyone else does.

[divVerent]

me finds an alien in a trap.

[Daedalus]

i start questioning the alien about zymotic, threatening it with the RL

[divVerent]

The RL reduces its alpha value to 99.999%. The inside gets out, the outside disappears completely. However, you don't see all that. because Just before the moment you look at it, it falls apart and vanishes in a puff of logic.