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Do you think bathrobe is cool?

Yeah, it's 1337 baby!
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Nah, bathrobe suxx big time (and me too)
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C.Brutail should drink more b33r
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I should drink more b33r
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Total votes : 18

Postby PHREAK » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:49 pm

Bathrobes rock but there are a few requirements when it comes to the amount of plessure one will get out of.

The most important rule is, if you're wearing a robe, go commando.
Having clothing underneath is just idiotic (Hefner style)

Another rule is: you have to wear fuzzy slippers with it. The fuzzier the better...don't be afraid of your feminine side...think of it more in terms of "pimpin" ...they should be rather light in color, such as pink , baby blue, light red, etc.

Final rule is: have at least one alcoholic beverage in your vicinity, whether it's beer or your favorite hard liquer. However, do not get drunk, since this messes up the flow of the robe magic.

Thats the $0.02 from a robe lover 8)
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Postby Tenn » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:12 pm

Hmhm.. I understand,
Is there any possibility for tuning such a robe?
I think at extras like mp3 players or an intern cd switcher?
And if it is, can I hang there an external Dolby Sound System?
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Postby tZork » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:03 pm

PHREAK wrote:Bathrobes rock but there are a few requirements when it comes to the amount of plessure one will get out of.

The most important rule is, if you're wearing a robe, go commando.
Having clothing underneath is just idiotic (Hefner style)

Another rule is: you have to wear fuzzy slippers with it. The fuzzier the better...don't be afraid of your feminine side...think of it more in terms of "pimpin" ...they should be rather light in color, such as pink , baby blue, light red, etc.

Final rule is: have at least one alcoholic beverage in your vicinity, whether it's beer or your favorite hard liquer. However, do not get drunk, since this messes up the flow of the robe magic.

Thats the $0.02 from a robe lover 8)


Hehe exelent, a guide to bathrobe pimp'n. The "However, do not get drunk, since this messes up the flow of the robe magic" is truely a remarkable insight into the nature of the subject 8)
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Postby C.Brutail » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:41 pm

In the collage I use these slippers. I think it is nuff cool :D

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