What is THE worst mikeusa map?

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Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:48 pm

  • This is similar to a thread on Xeno's site, so I bring it here somewhat.

    The maps of mikeusa have been decided to be the worst maps ever made for nexuiz hands down. They are worse the aukenkrebes, the loof, rocktarena [I enjoy rocketarena]; they are pures shite. That is true and good but there are many of these maps, more then 10 now.

    We must decide which is the worst of the worst. What is the _WORST_ mikeeusa map? What is the biggest pile of feces from the person who most deserves to be tortured to death in a medeval european duengon slowly?

    From the website here are the contestents:

    [BLUEAMUSE] BlueAmuse (version 81) - This map is set in an energy refinery and packaging plant. The blue slime in this map is the same liquid that powers many of the weapons in the game. This map is best played in Capture The Flag (CTF) and Domination (DOM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2
    Note: 'Babar' has made a fork of this map called forkamuse :D . It is available at on this page or directly here.

    [DASTOWER] DasTower (version 40) - Here a gothic tower clad in white marble looms above all atop a peak in the Andes Mountains. This map is best played in Domination (DOM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

    [INTERSPACESTATION] InterspaceStation (version 9) - A refueling and repair station floating somewhere in space. I was tired of all the space platformers but like space maps, so I made one that seemed more 'real' (spaceships, a space station, inside areas). This map is best played in Domination (DOM) and Death Match (DM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

    [BONUSROUND] BonusRound (version 1) - A quick frag-fest map to play shortly between largermaps. Features jumpads on all walls, the floor and celing (jumppad room/chamber). This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

    [BONUSARENA] BonusArena (version 2) - A colorful medium sized arena map to play for a short time in-between largermaps. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2
    The inspiration for this map was my memories of DmDeathFan (a map from the original Unreal(TM) videogame) and my map DmAutoplayArena (and DM-AutoplayArena][) which I made for Unreal and then ported to Unreal Tournament.

    [BONUSCAROUSEL] BonusCarousel (version 1) - This is a small symmetrical capture the flag map. It is set in a mountain top monastery. I built this to show off the cupola in the middle which comes from my in-progress CastleBunker map and it grew from there. It has a south east asian / Indian architectural design mixed with some european elements. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode and Capture The Flag (CTF) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

    [DAVESANTITOWER] Dave'sAntiTower (version 9) - My friend Dave told us his vision (at one time in the past). The vision consisted of putting the bad people (TM) at the bottom of a pit with snipers atop, also there was to be an all knowing satalite in the sky that was the dictator of the world. Going on that description I built this map. The rocket is for the delivery of the world dictator satalite into space. I figured the guards quarters at the top of the prison should look like ancient greece combined with the age of discovery. Starting at version 9 the lighting has been increased in the pit. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode and Capture The Flag (CTF) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

    [SIDELOOP] SideLoop (version 14) - A strange landscape of loops, jumps, and spring-boards. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode, Capture The Flag (CTF) mode, and Key Hunt (KH) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

    [SPACEBUBBLE] SpaceBubble (version 1) - Here is my submission to the Space Floater Genre-Which-I-Do-Not-Like. It is a combat arena situated in a glass-like bubble in space. It has spining platforms and can be played in CTF mode. For some reason many players seem to worship space floaters and CTF space floaters even moreso. Space floater maps almost seem to be the most common maps made, this is probably because they are very easy to make: this map only took me a day (where others take weeks or months). I, myself, do not really like space floaters. I think many players enjoy space floaters because they have good pings and can just show of their viceral skill in an all-too-realer-then-life enviroment. Here's my space floater. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode, Capture The Flag (CTF) mode, and Arena mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

    [SIMPLEARENA] SimpleArena (version 2) - This is a simple arena which is set in a desert/arid area. It takes it's style from the romans. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode, Last Man Standing (LMS) mode, and Arena mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2

    [NORDICCASTLE] NordicCastle (version 71) - Here's a castle map that I've been working on for the last year. To open the flag areas press the colored buttons. This map is best played in Death Match (DM) mode, Capture The Flag (CTF) mode, and Key Hunt (KH) mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:23 am

  • Yeah that guy sure is a dicksuck, isn't he? One of the worst examples of humanity I've ever encountered on the Internet. Hopefully he gets trampled to death by feminist Microsoft employees from Russia that burn his remains with a flaming American flag. Etc. etc.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:11 am

  • Looks like there is an additional contestant now, sure to be pure shit. I think mikeusa is an anus because he produces the same crap.

    DesertCastles (version 4) - I've followed up the nordic castle with these two which guard an important road (which is why there are two castles). I hope this is a difficult CTF map: each base is well fortified and rife with defensive traps. This map is best played in Capture The Flag mode. (Click on the image to download) (C) GNU GPL v2
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:31 am

  • May God have mercy for your soul, A8hm. It seems that the devil as become your friend. STOP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:18 am

  • Calm down, please!

    The way you talk, does not let you seem to be much better.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:50 am

  • nifrek wrote:May God have mercy for your soul, A8hm. It seems that the devil as become your friend. STOP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

    Gut_Eater wrote:Calm down, please!

    The way you talk, does not let you seem to be much better.


    What?

    Anyway, I don't even play his maps I always disconnect if any map of his maps are chosen in the selection menu after a game. Then if it downloaded I delete it from my drive. I don't want that disease here.

    Also, I'm not even gonna bother saying which is worst as all are really bad. And in giving him a "worst" example he may do more of such maps :P Why doesn't he just stop, what's the point anyway? He must have been born without a life.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:18 am

  • First, I'll bathe you in Blue Amuse and actually, I'd also trap you there on some place where you can't see anything. Then, you will get thrown down Das Tower, about 40 times should suffice. Then, I'll make you eat all boxes on the Inter-Space Station. After that, you are ready for a Bonus Round in the padded cell the doctors set up for you. In case your eyes are not hurt yet, I'll give you special glasses that always show you some Bonus Arena. Having done all this, you are ready for the swimming pool in the middle of the Bonus Carousel. This lava is a bit sticky, so to get clean again, I'll throw you down Dave's AntiTower until you are clean. Then I collect your bloody remains from the bottom, and wash them in SideLoop. As you are quite wet then, I'll put you in that Laundy Dryer called SpaceBubble (or is it a hamster wheel?). Your bones will then, one by one, carried through SImpleArena for the audience to watch, and I'll then hide them all in Nordic Castle (each bone at a different place).

    By the way: I will hide your keys beneath the cushions of your upholstered furniture... and NEVERMORE will you be able to find socks that match!
    1. Open Notepad
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    4. Open the file in Notepad again

    You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:18 am

  • ai wrote:What?


    I just wanted to criticize this way of diction:

    Shoe wrote:Yeah that guy sure is a dicksuck, isn't he?


    A8hem wrote:I think mikeusa is an anus ...


    Btw, i don´t care about mikeusa. Why not only ignore him and his trials of map-designing?!
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:00 pm

  • Gut_Eater wrote:Btw, i don´t care about mikeusa. Why not only ignore him and his trials of map-designing?!


    Because we always need to learn about other people's mistakes in order to prevent them in the future.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:23 pm

  • [TSA] Psychiccyberfreak wrote:Because we always need to learn about other people's mistakes in order to prevent them in the future.

    Yeah, his parents really should have used contraception. Big mistake not doing that.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:33 pm

  • Did you know: a WOMAN gave birth to him.

    She shouldn't have used her RIGHTS to do that... ;)
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    3. Save
    4. Open the file in Notepad again

    You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:41 pm

  • Gut_Eater wrote:
    ai wrote:What?


    I just wanted to criticize this way of diction:

    Shoe wrote:Yeah that guy sure is a dicksuck, isn't he?


    A8hem wrote:I think mikeusa is an anus ...


    Btw, i don´t care about mikeusa. Why not only ignore him and his trials of map-designing?!

    I like to think of myself as a master baiter.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:08 pm

  • I rather like Nordic Castle, it's absolutely no good as game map, but it does look nice.

    Give the guy some credit, he can create a some good and amusing maps, he has also created a few turds.

    I tried playing Nordic Castle with some bots. I didn't meet any of them and I couldn't enter the blue base. Maybe they were all trapped within :?
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:14 pm

  • ai wrote:Anyway, I don't even play his maps I always disconnect if any map of his maps are chosen in the selection menu after a game. Then if it downloaded I delete it from my drive. I don't want that disease here.

    my words 8)
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:30 pm

  • This thread is about as pointless as the threadjacking of C. Brutail's map thread. There A8hm was accused of being Mikeusa so to prove he is not said person he has started this 'let's all try our hardest to say mean things about Mikeusa' thread. Something, I will admit, Mike would never do. So OK, we now believe you are not him. I don't care a lot to be honest.

    As for the maps, I'm not the one to comment on the subject I think :roll:
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  • such a pointless topic...i just noticed i just got beat before someone else posted the same comment.
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  • yea, so let's just talk about something else. I am infected by a classic influenza and have to drop annoyingly huge Amoxicillin pills trice a day. How are you everybody?
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:20 pm

  • How about key bindings?

    My current fav is -

    bind KP_MINUS "say Hello and how are you today?"
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  • I broke my laptop's motherboard (the holes the heatsink screws into specifically) in a way that is not covered by the warranty, and now I'm stuck on a 333 MHz Pentium II 192 MB ram Riva 128 swapslikehell machine until I figure out what I'm going to do.
    Right now, thinking about cementing the heatsink to the board, since it's no longer able to screw in. Not sure how strong that adhesive thermal paste stuff is, but I really would like to put the heatsink back on the CPU if possible, I heard it's just a good thing to have.
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  • did you know that a female ferret will die if it gets horny and cannot find a mate ?
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  • Dave wrote:I broke my laptop's motherboard (the holes the heatsink screws into specifically) in a way that is not covered by the warranty, and now I'm stuck on a 333 MHz Pentium II 192 MB ram Riva 128 swapslikehell machine until I figure out what I'm going to do.
    Right now, thinking about cementing the heatsink to the board, since it's no longer able to screw in. I really would like to put the heatsink back on the CPU if possible, I heard it's just a good thing to have.
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  • Dave wrote:
    Dave wrote:I broke my laptop's motherboard (the holes the heatsink screws into specifically) in a way that is not covered by the warranty, and now I'm stuck on a 333 MHz Pentium II 192 MB ram Riva 128 swapslikehell machine until I figure out what I'm going to do.
    Right now, thinking about cementing the heatsink to the board, since it's no longer able to screw in. I really would like to put the heatsink back on the CPU if possible, I heard it's just a good thing to have.


    I never heard about the fact that thermal paste should be adhesive. Is it like that on Dell laptops?
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  • Sell ducks. ;)

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  • Urmel wrote:
    Dave wrote:
    Dave wrote:I broke my laptop's motherboard (the holes the heatsink screws into specifically) in a way that is not covered by the warranty, and now I'm stuck on a 333 MHz Pentium II 192 MB ram Riva 128 swapslikehell machine until I figure out what I'm going to do.
    Right now, thinking about cementing the heatsink to the board, since it's no longer able to screw in. I really would like to put the heatsink back on the CPU if possible, I heard it's just a good thing to have.


    I never heard about the fact that thermal paste should be adhesive. Is it like that on Dell laptops?


    Dave wrote:Looked into it, seems that's definitely NOT what should be done. It's for something else. I bought the same laptop off ebay for $230 and I'm going to cannibalize, put my cpu and ram in the new one, but leave the integrated graphics. Honestly, I'd rather have the intel 915GM integrated graphics than the ATI card I have now.
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  • Dave wrote:
    Urmel wrote:
    Dave wrote:
    Dave wrote:I broke my laptop's motherboard (the holes the heatsink screws into specifically) in a way that is not covered by the warranty, and now I'm stuck on a 333 MHz Pentium II 192 MB ram Riva 128 swapslikehell machine until I figure out what I'm going to do.
    Right now, thinking about cementing the heatsink to the board, since it's no longer able to screw in. I really would like to put the heatsink back on the CPU if possible, I heard it's just a good thing to have.


    I never heard about the fact that thermal paste should be adhesive. Is it like that on Dell laptops?


    Dave wrote:Looked into it, seems that's definitely NOT what should be done. It's for something else. I bought the same laptop off ebay for $230 and I'm going to cannibalize, put my cpu and ram in the new one, but leave the integrated graphics. Honestly, I'd rather have the intel 915GM integrated graphics than the ATI card I have now.


    Yehm but div is right, it really sucks. Wouldnt it be about time for you to get some money together and buy something reasonable?
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:24 pm

  • victim wrote:How about key bindings?

    My current fav is -

    bind KP_MINUS "say Hello and how are you today?"


    I like to bind - = [ and ] to levels of image magnification. I am able to snipe at diffrent distances that way and it is useful in many matches. I did not know ferrets die if they find no mate so what is the physiological reason for this? Did you know you have to do something to female cats anus to make it not stink furiously and you can do it in your house. I did not know but penny-arcade has told me. I still don't know what the thing you do is.
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:15 pm

  • Urmel wrote:
    Dave wrote:
    Urmel wrote:
    Dave wrote:
    Dave wrote:I broke my laptop's motherboard (the holes the heatsink screws into specifically) in a way that is not covered by the warranty, and now I'm stuck on a 333 MHz Pentium II 192 MB ram Riva 128 swapslikehell machine until I figure out what I'm going to do.
    Right now, thinking about cementing the heatsink to the board, since it's no longer able to screw in. I really would like to put the heatsink back on the CPU if possible, I heard it's just a good thing to have.


    I never heard about the fact that thermal paste should be adhesive. Is it like that on Dell laptops?


    Dave wrote:Looked into it, seems that's definitely NOT what should be done. It's for something else. I bought the same laptop off ebay for $230 and I'm going to cannibalize, put my cpu and ram in the new one, but leave the integrated graphics. Honestly, I'd rather have the intel 915GM integrated graphics than the ATI card I have now.


    Yehm but div is right, it really sucks. Wouldnt it be about time for you to get some money together and buy something reasonable?

    Yes, Mister Urmel, I'm working on that too, but I would like to fix this first.
    Like Grandfather always said "Don't overtighten screws less than 2 mm in diameter, they just might break off into your motherboard and you'll end up wrecking something you paid way too much for."
    But, Duck is too gamey for my taste, I'll sell autographed glossies of yours truly instead, a sure breadwinner.
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  • Nexuiz a free game for everyone to play, you wont even spend a dime. Some people would say oh god another quake 3 arena clone but check again this makes warsaw look amature. The graphics are badass and doesn't even run fully on my f**king pc. The game play has thee most intense gun play i have ever experienced in a game that is f**king free. Only thing you gottah go though is time n downloading the f**king thing other that this game is awesome.
    Various modes of gameplay much more slower that warsaw and quake 3 arena and is much easier to use SKILL [bleep] rather then just playing around and jumping all over the place. It's easier to aim and the guns are f**king crazy man just light up the place with automatic grenede guns. Now that is something i have not been able to believe yet. I like hearing explosions all the time. I am f**king like yeah wohoo yeah you f**king die you f**king nerrrhahahah ow my, f**king got it all her, her, aheh, heh anyway so armmm check out the game play oh yeah and armm montage b*tches!

    Multiplayer is also fun as hell i carnt go any deeper into that unless you really try it why?
    Well come on man this is a f**king review you have to tell us what multiplayer is like who gives a f**k becuase i want you guy's to see for yourself how nice and clean this game is. Hope you guys enjoyed this game alright, the link for this game of course is in the description box download and give them hell.
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