101 ways to tell you play too much nexuiz

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  • if listening to "indestructable" from Disturbed makes you play better. :)
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  • Yellow Robot wrote:
    kyre wrote:4) When you watch FOTM clips without realizing you have the sound turned off, since you still hear the proper explosions and other sounds in your head.

    Woa :shock:
    5)When it's 9am and you started playing at 8pm.


    Uhhh... That's normal with just about any good game! I wasted a solid 30 hours (minus a few restroom breaks) playing Elderscrolls III: Morrowind GotYE on my XBox.

    4m wrote:When you have everything turned off (hud, weapon model, crosshair, item and player models) and you still can play.


    I actually turn off my crosshairs in most of my games because act more as a distraction since I already know that the guns aim at the center of the screen.
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  • Or to be even more l33t turn off the screen and just look at a crosshair painted on a piece of wood.
    Or do i mean luddite?
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Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:39 am

  • You know you play to much nex when...


    When you jump out of a window from a tall builing and wonder to your self as you plumet down and try to grap "why wouldnt anyone want graps on a city map?"

    When you have spend considerable amounts of time thinking up a story for nex.

    When you have to go the the bathroom really really bad so you start bunny hoppng and then.... oops. I shit myself.

    When you wonder how one is to consume a health thingy.

    when you play so late you fall asleep waiting to connect to a server and dream about playing.

    When you are on a camping trip and you want to play nex so bad you draw a picture depicting your fondest memory of nexuiz in the sand.

    When you can make every single noise in the whole game perfectly with just your mouth and voice.

    When the power goes out and you pick up the chinchilla and pretend shes an electro.
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  • When you bitch about Unreal Tournament being too slow... After you set the game speed all the way up.
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  • When you tell your friends that if they can beat you in Nexuiz, you'll give them $50, and they still refuse.
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:26 pm

  • you set up other games with the same binds

    you press t to talk in irc myspace

    you press GG bind in other games or F10
    Master ? Do you call me Grasshopper because I am cunning and stealthy?
    NO ! Because you are Ugree , Rike insect !
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:03 am

  • Yep, I set up all my binds the same way. :D

    When you break your mouse trying to detonate a rocket in mid air, until you realize you can't do that in this game.
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  • Komier wrote:Yep, I set up all my binds the same way. :D

    When you break your mouse trying to detonate a rocket in mid air, until you realize you can't do that in this game.


    I do this in Quake. I only don't break my mouse :P

    When you have nexuiz movies on your portable mediaplayer

    when you have nexuiz on your jailbroken iphone/ipod touch
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  • When you think you will wake up with a minstanex in your hands after you die.
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  • when you spawn-camp with rocket-launcher on little babies in the hospital as soon as they born
    when you stand in front of a shotgun yelling: "Come on, just shoot, I'm at full hp!"
    when you use rocket jumps instead of the elevator
    when you search for laser all the time in your pocket because you have it by default
    when you are alone on the street talking to yourself loud hoping someone on irc reads it :P

    edit: lol, when you have 101 forum posts :D
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  • When taking the time to make a pot of coffee is a nessacary evil. I play better after coffee, but I can't aim if I drink too much, though. If I use coffee to avoid sleeping, my eyes get all clouded and I make lots of typing mistakes, but I still can't sleep until it wears off.

    Nexuiz + coffee = pwn.
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  • When a friend that is an athlete asks you how to win, you tell him to use the laser.
    When you go running down the stairs bunny hopping.
    When you wonder why weapons and ammo cost money, having them for free spawning on the floor.
    When you're a RL whore and would like to own NASA.
    When you think why don't south koreans use mortars against the N.Korean rockets.
    When you wonder why people that have blurry vision buy glasses, instead of upgrading graphic card and increasing texture quality.
    When police stops you and they tell you overran by 50km/h the 120km/h limit of the highway you tell him that people run at 250km/h and no one fines them.
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  • When you appreciate the subtle wit of XSAX

    (this has probably already been posted, I'll be surprised if it hasnt!)
    Possibly not the worst mapper in the world.

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Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:06 pm

  • When the first thing that you think when somebody does something that you don't like is "You'd make a nice pile of gibs", but you don't have the balls to say it and put up with people staring at you and calling you crazy.
    My will be done.
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:16 pm

  • When you see a hot girl and think: "I'd gib that all night long... yeah baby"
    Possibly not the worst mapper in the world.

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  • Sepelio wrote:When you appreciate the subtle wit of XSAX

    (this has probably already been posted, I'll be surprised if it hasnt!)


    some of us thing that XSAX should be coded into the game as a bot and be activated using some cheat code style thingy ))

    Its been our dream for long (both don ,cammy's and mine) to c a 16 slot ffa ctf game full of xsax imposters. with ip's hidden, only very few of us would still recognize him : )

    one of the biggest laughs i had in game, was when xsax started verbally abusing jekki, and teamkilling him in mentalspace, and nicko was shouting all the time "f^^k team save not". And there was a guy who was saying with no apparent reason that "horses d&^k is big" . On top of all that we had schwammer sniping his way to a 37 at least frag roll, jekki while still alive from xsax sniping him, not the enemy, was cursing "nex babys", and i was going back and forth providing newbiews in our team with nexes, to complete the total abuse of the map, 6 ppl sniping, and xsax teamkilling ,quite efficiently btw,on top of that. in the end xsax changed to our team, and it was jekki and nicko alone in the same team 2 vs 6 at a time, acting as moving targets for 6 nexers : D . Now anybody understanding and actually appreciating or smiling at this story, its a definate sign you play 2 much nexuiz : )
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  • When you get home from a midsummer weekend with the obligatory Swedish drinking tradition and notice how much skill that was boozed away and think: "less alcohol, moar frags" - next year.
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  • how bout grabbing the quad at the grocery store , lasering grandma and her 50lbs of catfood out of the way so you get home to play nex
    Master ? Do you call me Grasshopper because I am cunning and stealthy?
    NO ! Because you are Ugree , Rike insect !
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