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Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:38 pm

  • pain_fedora6 wrote:
    Sepelio wrote:When you appreciate the subtle wit of XSAX

    (this has probably already been posted, I'll be surprised if it hasnt!)


    some of us thing that XSAX should be coded into the game as a bot and be activated using some cheat code style thingy ))

    Its been our dream for long (both don ,cammy's and mine) to c a 16 slot ffa ctf game full of xsax imposters. with ip's hidden, only very few of us would still recognize him : )

    one of the biggest laughs i had in game, was when xsax started verbally abusing jekki, and teamkilling him in mentalspace, and nicko was shouting all the time "f^^k team save not". And there was a guy who was saying with no apparent reason that "horses d&^k is big" . On top of all that we had schwammer sniping his way to a 37 at least frag roll, jekki while still alive from xsax sniping him, not the enemy, was cursing "nex babys", and i was going back and forth providing newbiews in our team with nexes, to complete the total abuse of the map, 6 ppl sniping, and xsax teamkilling ,quite efficiently btw,on top of that. in the end xsax changed to our team, and it was jekki and nicko alone in the same team 2 vs 6 at a time, acting as moving targets for 6 nexers : D . Now anybody understanding and actually appreciating or smiling at this story, its a definate sign you play 2 much nexuiz : )


    i'm in tears! X D

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Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:45 pm

  • xD My movement keys have some of the ink on them rubbed off.

    You can't even see the "A" on my strafe left key anymore, you can just see the cheap clear plastic the keys are made of now the paint rubbed off.

    You can buy 5 Wiis with the amount I payed for this damn laptop, but it's made of cheap economy stuff and has a crappy integrated graphics controller that nobody will tell me how to replace with something better. >:[
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:10 am

  • ROFLMAO I'm importing a Sharkoon Rushpad from Germany to replace my Cyber Snipa pad.
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:03 pm

  • Oddly enough, my keys are all fine. The WASD keys just look shinier! :D They should've made the whole thing out of that stuff. I would have gotten a black one, but i'd had to wait. They didn't have ANY on stock, anyway, so i took the one that was on display.
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Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:17 am

  • pain_fedora6 wrote:one of the biggest laughs i had in game, was when xsax started verbally abusing jekki, and teamkilling him in mentalspace, and nicko was shouting all the time "f^^k team save not". And there was a guy who was saying with no apparent reason that "horses d&^k is big" . On top of all that we had schwammer sniping his way to a 37 at least frag roll, jekki while still alive from xsax sniping him, not the enemy, was cursing "nex babys", and i was going back and forth providing newbiews in our team with nexes, to complete the total abuse of the map, 6 ppl sniping, and xsax teamkilling ,quite efficiently btw,on top of that. in the end xsax changed to our team, and it was jekki and nicko alone in the same team 2 vs 6 at a time, acting as moving targets for 6 nexers : D . Now anybody understanding and actually appreciating or smiling at this story, its a definate sign you play 2 much nexuiz : )


    LOL
    and at the end Satello shared his thoughts about the match: "very good massacre" :D all the nexuiz-celebrities at one place :D
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:49 pm

  • 4m wrote:
    BusterDBK wrote:56) When you hurry to catch a train and you instinctively put the Coca Cola bottle you're carrying between your legs and try to laserjump.

    i bet several people wanted to type something similar! XD (me included)


    when you try to laser jump at a laser tag arena.
    when you revive this thread.
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:14 am

  • Alright well I was going to count all the responses and blah blah.. But then I got to page 4 and said "FUCK IT"... So here is mine... :)

    - When your Nexuiz demos folder is over 9GB

    - When you dream of beating Diabolik in a match, then wake up only to realize he's far better than you and you'll never beat him (P.S.: For those who can beat him, fuck you.)

    - When your breakfast consists of eating gibs

    - When you have decided to put all the Nexuiz soundtracks on a CD and play them in your car over and over

    - When your desktop wallpaper and theme is centered entirely around Nexuiz

    - When you have 17 rss feeds all associating with Nexuiz

    I'll think up some more good ones later :)


    BTW: I do, and have done _all_ of these. Well not really for the eating gibs part, but you get my point.
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:54 pm

  • Samual wrote:Well not really for the eating gibs part

    A big mac will fix this.
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:58 pm

  • Samual wrote:- When you dream of beating Diabolik in a match, then wake up only to realize he's far better than you and you'll never beat him (P.S.: For those who can beat him, fuck you.)


    No u
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:12 pm

  • PCLizard wrote:
    Samual wrote:- When you dream of beating Diabolik in a match, then wake up only to realize he's far better than you and you'll never beat him (P.S.: For those who can beat him, fuck you.)


    No u

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Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:21 pm

  • Someone plays the "Fake Electricution" joke on you and you call them "Electrobitch" in an evil voice. :P
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Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:27 pm

  • when u start seeing a pyria in your bed and its your gf
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Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:24 pm

  • When you start bunnyhopping in Real Life. :P
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Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:58 pm

  • Heh. :P
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Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:32 pm

  • Samual wrote:- When you have decided to put all the Nexuiz soundtracks on a CD and play them in your car over and over.


    I do this with my MP3 and listen to tracks while I'm working :)
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Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:17 am

  • 4m wrote:http://kde-look.org/content/show.php/NexuizOS?content=94211

    :D XD


    if i had KDE i would have that in a heartbeat. when i did dual boot linux it was ubuntu, but i had to wipe it out to upgrade to snow leopard. lol...thats pretty good though...i was wondering if anyone would make such a thing.. :D
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Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:26 am

  • 4m wrote:http://kde-look.org/content/show.php/NexuizOS?content=94211

    :D XD


    LMAO too bad I use GNOME.
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:50 pm

  • I would port it to something more compatible, if i knew how.... and i thought somebody else (who used GNOME) would do it. :)

    The DeKorator theme was really easy (compared to other skins). KDE's new Plasma engine is way more powerful, because it can use PNG's and SVG's, but also way more complicated. I hardly managed (after several attempts) to theme the panel. (can't just use WYSIWYG in Inkscape, because the objects are grouped weird and has too many parts)
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:08 am

  • You know you have played to much Nexuiz when you think that the only weapon which can be reloaded in the World is the camping rifle.
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Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:06 pm

  • when there will be account system in Nexuiz and your player-profile looks like this:



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Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:30 pm

  • What happened on Friday?
    Now with new shiny avatar.
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Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:04 pm

  • PinkRobot wrote:What happened on Friday?


    He died but on saturday morning he resurrected.
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Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:22 pm

  • Mirio wrote:Friday: real life win!!


    I luv your optimism :D
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Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:55 pm

  • maybe that was his bathroom break...after a week, maybe he needed it..
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