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Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:05 pm

  • Mirio wrote:28 ) if i see a flag and want to grab it and bring at home


    You mean uniformed color rotating gear things?
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:41 pm

  • 28 ) When your partner is giving birth and you scream at the doctor "spawn camper!"
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:00 pm

  • 29) When you miss not having waypoints to locate your friends at crowded places
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  • 30) When you call your fellow clanmates in front of other people with your nexuiz nicks.
    e.g Hi lila, have you seen don (corleone) around? -Who is don? -eh....

    31) When you drive and you see crows hanging out on poles you think "Damn campers..."

    32) When You can tell xsax just by his movement on the map, without him calling anybody G*y
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:35 pm

  • 33) When your running a marathon and you start bunny hopping to try and increase your speed.
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:49 pm

  • 34) When you see someone you think how far you can shoot them with strength.
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:54 pm

  • 36 ) If you think : "Damn i wanna nex this bird which shit on my head"


    YellowRobot is nasty :P ;)
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:44 pm

  • Where did 35) go?
    37)When you know the names of all the player models.
    38)When there are different commands bound to every available key on your keyboard and mouse.
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:59 pm

  • Mirio you know the rules we are not allowed to be silly in this part of the forum otherwise we will be punished.
    here is 35) when your hide is more sorer than a wrangler's.
    now onto 39>
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:54 pm

  • 39) running down the stairs backwards is a sure sign.
    40)when your movement keys are a LOT more shiny than any others. (actually i think the plastic that the letters are made of is softer than that of the rest of the key because the letters are becoming indented on these keys) -o.O-
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    lol spawn camper =)
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:10 pm

  • i just want to count right YR ! :(
    now we are at 42 anyway.
    i posted 28 ) and you posted 28 ) after it , theres something wrong , no ? :P
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:43 pm

  • People sorta stopped numbering them so heres what we have so far...

    1) You can fight people with the laser on a whim, and beat them.
    2) I'm used to use each weapon in order (1 to 9) to frag in DM and I always have 20 frags in a row
    3) When you're drunk you bunnyjump in the middle of the road, and you can distinctly hear the broken footsteps sound that got fixed.
    4) When you watch FOTM clips without realizing you have the sound turned off, since you still hear the proper explosions and other sounds in your head.
    5) When it's 9am and you started playing at 8pm.
    6) When you have everything turned off (hud, weapon model, crosshair, item and player models) and you still can play.
    7) Instead of doing work, you sit and think of efficient ways to flag run on every map. Or sit and try to design maps instead.
    8) When you can play in chase_active 1 and do better
    9) When you get kicked of all the public servers because people think you cheat because you never die.
    10)When you get jealous of actual robots...
    11) When jumping up stairs in nexuiz no longer annoys you, and you can't understand why other complain about it.
    12) When instead of saying goodbye to people in real life you say good game.
    13) If you ask the performers in a circus if Yoda did show them that.
    14) When in real life you start pretending to laser jump and bunny hop
    15) When you are in a boring social situation and you start looking around for the f10 key.
    16) if n00bs can't count like on the forum.. Smile Laughing
    17) When your response to a cop after getting caught doing 120mph is "I'm trying to get this flag back to base."
    18) When your eye starts twitching, you look away from people (playermodels) so the framerate goes back up
    19) When you have 90-100% accuracy hitting your opponents on mid-air with the secondary electro
    20) When you see a skater doing an ollie, and the first thing you think is: "i can do ramp-jumps way better n00b. I can easily cross this street and reach the first floor through that window with one jump. I only need to get the timing right.................ouch" *toot*
    21) Press shift+esc to drop the terminal (console) in gnome...
    22) If you try to kill your opponent with the RL in Q3 and after a few minutes you finally realize that there is no damage through floor. *GNAH*
    23) if you see yourself writing "t" at the beginning of every sentence xD
    24) When you dream about Nexuiz.
    25) When you occasionally play other FPS games and keep pressing alt fire after every rocket launcher shot.
    26) When all work and no nexuiz makes jack a dull boy.
    27) When not being able to move people with a laser-pointer reminds you of MinstaGib.
    28) if i see a flag and want to grab it and bring at home
    29) When your partner is giving birth and you scream at the doctor "spawn camper!"
    30) When you miss not having waypoints to locate your friends at crowded places
    31) When you call your fellow clanmates in front of other people with your nexuiz nicks.
    e.g Hi lila, have you seen don (corleone) around? -Who is don? -eh....
    32) When you drive and you see crows hanging out on poles you think "Damn campers..."
    33) When You can tell xsax just by his movement on the map, without him calling anybody G*y
    34) When your running a marathon and you start bunny hopping to try and increase your speed.
    35) When you see someone you think how far you can shoot them with strength.
    36 ) If you think : "Damn i wanna nex this bird which shit on my head"
    37)When you know the names of all the player models.
    38)When there are different commands bound to every available key on your keyboard and mouse.
    39) running down the stairs backwards is a sure sign.
    40)when your movement keys are a LOT more shiny than any others. (actually i think the plastic that the letters are made of is softer than that of the rest of the key because the letters are becoming indented on these keys)

    Thats them tabulated for the moment. I think my count is ok...
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:54 pm

  • 41) When you use binoculars for zoom.
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:03 pm

  • Mirio wrote:i posted 28 ) and you posted 28 ) after it , theres something wrong , no ? :P

    Because you should have posted 27.
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:25 pm

  • YR wrote:
    Mirio wrote:i posted 28 ) and you posted 28 ) after it , theres something wrong , no ? :P

    Because you should have posted 27.

    because there were 24 ) twice..
    sry i'm right xD :P
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:00 pm

  • We can update it and post a final list when we get to 101... if... we get to 101.
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:47 pm

  • Mirio wrote:sry i'm right xD :P

    Negative. Just count how everyone else does and there will be no probs. :wink:
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:49 pm

  • 42) You've learned to hate noobs with an unrelenting passion. Especially when they are your team mates.
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:21 am

  • Sepelio wrote:42) You've learned to hate noobs with an unrelenting passion. Especially when they are your team mates.


    Oh hi there :lol:

    You're most likely not playing too much Nexuiz if you get dizzy watching everyone jump around you while you die every two seconds.
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:02 am

  • Der_Alte wrote:
    Sepelio wrote:42) You've learned to hate noobs with an unrelenting passion. Especially when they are your team mates.


    Oh hi there :lol:

    You're most likely not playing too much Nexuiz if you get dizzy watching everyone jump around you while you die every two seconds.


    This is true. Please die less and kill more :P
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:12 am

  • Rad Ished wrote:40)when your movement keys are a LOT more shiny than any others. (actually i think the plastic that the letters are made of is softer than that of the rest of the key because the letters are becoming indented on these keys) -o.O-


    Haha yes, they're shiny :D
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:53 pm

  • 43: When you look around in a nice place, you say:

    "Shit map is cool" :D

    44: You can play the Nexuiz theme song on any instruments. Backwards too.

    45: You can run continously in real life with the speed of 37 km/h
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:20 pm

  • 46] When you are writing a document and keep hitting TAB to auto complete words... which it will not do because of A: there is no such function in the program and B: the word still only exists in your head...

    Yeah this really happens to me. I didn't know it was possible to revert back to PC illiteracy.
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  • 48) When you can aim without your crosshair.
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  • 52) When your assosiations with the words face, mental, dust , Monk, Xerox (Xeno), mm, key, soya (soylent),aggresion, cry(-link), bitch (electro) become quite fuzzy in your mind and generally, everything refers to in game action.
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Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:04 pm

  • 53) When you tell your boss you sir would make a fine gib.
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