54) when you find yourself wanting to make the following faces in normal conversation: :/ xD =) , like really, trying to and visualizing the smiley at the same time.
55) Then when somebody questions your odd expression you say OMG WTF GTFO BBIAB BBQ!*&@^*#^*!%*@#^%!*&^, of course this applies to irc as well but i think that's ok because that's the only other thing you use your pc for anyway, and even then it's to talk about nexuiz :/ (was making this face while typing.)

56) When you hurry to catch a train and you instinctively put the Coca Cola bottle you're carrying between your legs and try to laserjump.

BusterDBK wrote:56) When you hurry to catch a train and you instinctively put the Coca Cola bottle you're carrying between your legs and try to laserjump.

i bet several people wanted to type something similar! XD (me included)

4m wrote:

BusterDBK wrote:56) When you hurry to catch a train and you instinctively put the Coca Cola bottle you're carrying between your legs and try to laserjump.

i bet several people wanted to type something similar! XD (me included)

Laserhumping is quite popular I guess .

57) When you spend more time on your binds than you do your hair.
58 ) When you become a bouncer and ask people at the door what their pings are.

59) When you're walking down a long street, you think to yourself "this would be so much easier with the grapple/laser".

60) When you're about to go out for the night with a group of friends and you tell one of them to stay behind and defend.

Psychcf wrote:59) When you're walking down a long street, you think to yourself "this would be so much easier with the grapple/laser".

Is this not a sign you play TO LITTLE nexuiz?

61) When you know who MikeeUSA is

62) When you're out and notice that someone is hanging around the same spot, you sneak up behind him, shoot him with a shotgun, and mutter "die camper" to yourself.

64) When you start sculpting a life size replica of Pyria with your excrement.

YR wrote:64) When you start sculpting a life size replica of Pyria with your excrement.

You too? Did you also have to alter your fiber intake to get the consistency right?

65) When you bet your ass captain Picard is gonna check.

Xeno The Blind wrote: You too? Did you also have to alter your fiber intake to get the consistency right?

Ah ha! was not mr sweetcorn after all! Sorry mr sweetcorn.Thanks Xeno you know your sh*t! Get it!?

67) When you know the ins and outs of desertcastles.

68) I do!

KillaGrunt wrote:68) I do!

Sorry, this cannot be counted. So, the next one will be the 68.

68 )When you have run out of beer and weed.

69) When you know exactly how much worse you play when hungover

Sepelio wrote:69) When you know exactly how much worse you play when hungover

70) When you play hungover.

71) When you make maps for nexuiz.

72 ) When you recognize a noob easily after a map change to facing_worlds, because he reconnects 30 seconds later - after his download finished.

73) When one of the greatest Christmas presents you ever got is a map called "Don't frag Santa".

74) When you practice saying "welcome to nexuiz" in a deep voice, in front of the mirror.

75) When somebody shows you something and you say " Did Yoda show you that?"

76) When you suddenly realize that you jumped around on Augenkrebs for 2 hours because a strange smell from your kitchen indicates that your pizza is a little heap of ash.

80) when you play on Moo's map Race for two days straight.

Agama wrote:13) When in real life you start pretending to laser jump and bunny hop

I definitely do that

GreEn`mArine wrote:t23) if you see yourself writing "t" at the beginning of every sentence xD

tI want to add to this...

77) When you say " t " before sentences OUT LOUD (I have done this several times)

Rad Ished wrote:40)when your movement keys are a LOT more shiny than any others.

Check.

Strahlemann wrote:76) When you suddenly realize that you jumped around on Augenkrebs for 2 hours because a strange smell from your kitchen indicates that your pizza is a little heap of ash.

Done that too

78 ) When you look around and plan the best places to laser/hook to get around the building you're in.

79 ) When you look at every piece of computer equipment you pass by (PDP 11, Gameboy, ENIAC) and wonder if it could run a Nexuiz server.

81) When you always space out your #'s.
e.g. Nexuiz is my # 1 favorite game.
vs. Nexuiz is my #1 favorite game.

82) You are using an aimbot. The game says so after about 30 frags in a row...