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101 ways to tell you play too much nexuiz
Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:46 pm

  • Well, this is the only place this fit. I'm spreading this from another board by the way for a bit of fun.

    1) You can fight people with the laser on a whim, and beat them.
    Possibly not the worst mapper in the world.

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  • 3) When you're drunk you bunnyjump in the middle of the road, and you can distinctly hear the broken footsteps sound that got fixed.
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  • 4) When you watch FOTM clips without realizing you have the sound turned off, since you still hear the proper explosions and other sounds in your head.
    Whenever You go, then You aren't.
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:52 pm

  • kyre wrote:4) When you watch FOTM clips without realizing you have the sound turned off, since you still hear the proper explosions and other sounds in your head.

    Woa :shock:
    5)When it's 9am and you started playing at 8pm.
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  • 6) Instead of doing work, you sit and think of efficient ways to flag run on every map. Or sit and try to design maps instead.
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  • 7)When you can play in chase_active 1 and do better
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  • (*Are we not going to count 4m's reason?*)
    9)When you get jealous of actual robots...
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  • 10) When jumping up stairs in nexuiz no longer annoys you, and you can't understand why other complain about it.
    Whenever You go, then You aren't.
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  • 11) When instead of saying goodbye to people in real life you say good game.
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  • 12) If you ask the performers in a circus if Yoda did show them that.
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  • 13) When in real life you start pretending to laser jump and bunny hop
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  • 14) When you are in a boring social situation and you start looking around for the f10 key.
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  • 16) if n00bs can't count like on the forum.. :) :lol:
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  • Because i have no RL :(

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  • 17) When your response to a cop after getting caught doing 120mph is "I'm trying to get this flag back to base."
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  • 19) When you have 90-100% accuracy hitting your opponents on mid-air with the secondary electro
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  • 20) When you see a skater doing an ollie, and the first thing you think is: "i can do ramp-jumps way better n00b. I can easily cross this street and reach the first floor through that window with one jump. I only need to get the timing right.................ouch" *toot*
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  • 22) If you try to kill your opponent with the RL in Q3 and after a few minutes you finally realize that there is no damage through floor. *GNAH*
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    [kojn] she took it the dirty way
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  • t23) if you see yourself writing "t" at the beginning of every sentence xD
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  • 24. When you occasionally play other FPS games and keep pressing alt fire after every rocket launcher shot.
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  • 25) When all work and no nexuiz makes jack a dull boy.
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  • YR wrote:25) When all work and no nexuiz makes jack a dull boy.
    :D
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  • 28 ) if i see a flag and want to grab it and bring at home


    Damn, they still can't count :mrgreen:
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