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Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:18 am

  • [GF]HarryButt wrote:Dream come true...
    This is what the Commodore64-port looks like.
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    EDIT: Yes, it's 4 fps (!!)




    hahaha. I'm keeping that one =)
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:16 am

  • I challenge you.

    Port Nexuiz to THIS: http://www.blinkenlights.de/images/relo ... r-huge.png
    1. Open Notepad
    2. Paste: ÿþMSMSMS
    3. Save
    4. Open the file in Notepad again

    You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:09 pm
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:22 pm

  • Finally a port for your beloved GameBoy Basic!
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    (this thread belongs in General Discussion by now imho)
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:55 pm

  • [GF]HarryButt wrote:Finally a port for your beloved GameBoy Basic!
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    lmao i was thinking the exact same thing but then was too lazy to do it! XD
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:42 am

  • Nexuiz ported to the moon!
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    Just stop whinging about 'input lag'.
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:50 am

  • Wait... There's Nexuiz running on lolcat!
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:30 am

  • lol I have a flight sim for my Commodore 64 done in 3D polygons (but no textures) that takes like half an hour to load and runs at about 2 fps.
    I have left this website with the rest of the GPL Nexuiz community. You can find us at Xonotic.org
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:44 pm

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    I may post an article on lifehacker about this.
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:42 pm

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Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:16 am

  • you must think with portals!

    officially requesting a port involving portals... im sure some1 creative will come up wiht sumthing

    *breathes life into topic*
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:01 pm

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    This took some time but I got Nexuiz working on Atari with split screen and joystick gestures to compensate for the lack of buttons.
    Nex: hold button, then up, down, up, down, release button.
    RL: hold button, then up down, down, up, release button.
    etc.

    Now Nexuiz is really old-school with a Street Fighter feel.


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    Nexuiz has been ported to the univac too, but each frame takes 3 months to print out, and we just blew another vacuum tube, so this may take a while to get into the real action of the game.



    Also, I just got the new quadcore CTU extreme with dual EPUs (egg processing units). I can't wait to get it hooked up to unleash the raw power of Nexuiz.
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:18 pm

  • That is one pimpin' toaster. :D :D :D
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:23 pm

  • KillaGrunt wrote:That is one pimpin' toaster. :D :D :D


    I'm blinging it out with 24'' dubs as soon as I get some funds.
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:21 pm

  • Xeno The Blind wrote:
    KillaGrunt wrote:That is one pimpin' toaster. :D :D :D


    I'm blinking it out with 24'' dubs as soon as I get some funds.


    While you're at it, get a cupholder for that thing.

    Oh, and it's missing a sausage/bacon frying device (or s/bfd)
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:21 pm

  • Nice :D
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:24 pm

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    Wow, look at those graphics!

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    Now in 3D!

    (hint- look at the right cartridge)
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:44 pm

  • What hocus pocus is this i can not focus my eyes on the right cartridge.. Anyone else have this problem?
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:43 pm

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    rofl i suk at photoshop
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:15 pm
Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:32 pm

  • Stop Press! No, really, do!

    Nexuiz ported to incompetent, big eared, charisma vacuum of a Prime Minister:
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    Oh, wait maybe it's not. I've decided to U-turn as this port does not meet my five gaming tests. There's no going back on my U-turn.

    What a wazzock.
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:48 pm
Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:54 pm

  • dam i wanted to do that last one....
    >.> will a pikachu do instead?

















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Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:13 am

  • Ed wrote:What a wazzock.

    Make that a super jammy wazzok.
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:30 am

  • those toasters are great and all, but how do you plan on using them?

    eat EPIC TOASTERS
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:30 am

  • that is a neat toaster. Almost as nice as Xeno's. :D
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