Sup people!

I am P.O.ed!

I was playing Nexuiz and some people were beating me!!!

I was so mad I wanted to call them angry names!

I threw my monitor off my desk and wept in the corner, then curled up like a fetus!

I took a cold shower, I stood in there for almost half an hour thinking about how terribly I lost. I wanted the droplets to cleanse me but I just felt so DIRTY.

I punched my cats!

I think it has something to do with my config. If you're good at the game, post your configs! I won't post mine because I keep changing it, I'm never happy with it because people keep beating the crap out of me like I'm some kind of drunk, immobile hobo.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I throw my keyboard at my cats! Attempt to strangle myself with my mouse!

I've entered another realm where I feel like the world around me has crumbled into chaos and I am consumed with unholy frenzy. I have lost my bearings and the ground below me has blackened and disappeared. I watch as my arms and body skeletonize and fade into nothing. I will not know peace until there's nothing left. I fall inwards and shrink into infinity.

http://toolz.nexuizninjaz.com/keybinds

http://github.com/z/nn_ninja_pack

TY -Z-! That keyboard layout in HTML is really cool.

I just made a config that works really well and that I'm ready to show:

http://pastebin.com/f5e85f36a

MOD: Next time, use a pastebin. Thx.

The keybind configuration has been put on ice while I tend to other projects... but there is no reason I can't manually add new configs. I've stripped down the more advanced cfg -> KBML generation script to provide everyone with a quick foundation for starting their KBML file.

http://toolz.nexuizninjaz.com/keybinds/ ... nerate.php

example: paste the following:

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bind k "say \m/ (-.-) \m/ Hello!"

bind l "say Goodbye! \m/ (-.-) \m/"
//exec teach.cfg
//exec menu.cfg

//bind h "menu_cmd directmenu ShaggySelect"
bind h "+con_chat_maximize"

bind u "commandmode menu_cmd poop2 say"
bind i "commandmode menu_cmd poop1 say"


Just paste your cfg contents in that text area and click convert. This gets the _VERY_BASIC_ part of the KBML file done for you. You'll manually have to add actions and colors.

See this file for reference on how it's done: http://toolz.nexuizninjaz.com/keybinds/ ... _binds.xml