Since we're talking about movies already i thought a thread about the 5 worst movies you ever saw shouldn't be missing.
And i mean movies which are not bad in quality (sure they can be too) but movies that really give you a headache because of their stupidness (stupid twists, stupid dialogues etc. ) .Short: Movies you can't forget about but you really would like to....

1. Daniel der Zauberer

Believe me.... this is the movie that taught me why there's a 1 out of 10 on imdb. And it deserves 1. Definitely. Period.... whatever anyone tells you..... don't, just don't watch that piece of ultimate crap. It's bad. By far the worst sum of images i've ever seen. My mobilephone-camera has a better white-fader...

2. Signs

Okay, well there's this alien race that can travel a thousand of miles through the universe... and this alien race chooses a planet where 80% of the surface is water.
ok, water: the root of life. But unfortunately water is the one substance that is very very deadly for our space-travelling aliens. I really wonder what they'll do if it rains.... screw this twist mr. shyamalan !

3. Sharkman

I borrowed this one because of the cool cover and because of the funny title. All i wanted to see were some funny scenes with that sharkman thing. but all i got was one scene where you see a poorly animated sharkman-eye. Just the eye....this one didn't pay off. ah and btw. the plot and acting totally sucked (remember the titel: "Sharkman". I mean what kind of plot do you think can make a film good that is entitled "Sharkman" ?). Anyways: still good for trash-film-night

4. House of the Dead

Please, please, please dear Uwe Boll: Stop making films.

5. The Back Lot Murders

Haha.... sometimes i really had to laugh out loud while watching this one. Maybe it was the crappy german translation like: "Arsch, Barsch, Marsch. Nichts in der Welt ist umsonst" (if anyone can tell me what they said in english i would be very thankful, cause i just don't get it) but i guess this film just was bad. not scary at all (i believe it wanted to be scary) and not exciting. Only funny in these unintentional funny moments. Boring. Really a film i'd like to forget about, but i just can't.... poor me

Sorry- I just cant do this one. I could throw out names, but they would all be around the same level of bad.

Maybe-
Meet the Fockers
Bad Santa
Pretty much every "christmas movie" ever made
The Bad Lieutenant
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Batman & Robin
District B13
Every Will Ferrell move
Dungeons & Dragons
Elf
Fantastic Four
Hulk
Matrix 2/3
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Spy Kids


Sorry im so uncooperative about # of choices
Unfortunatly, I think the number of bad/terrible American movies to good/decentones to is 5:1

Aquamarine - #1 worst movie I've seen
Boogeyman - weak plot
40 Year Old Virgin - lamest jokes ever
The Benchwarmers - Jon Heder should have stopped after Napoleon Dynamite
Ultraviolet - repetitive and predictable

I have seen all of these, except I left during The Benchwarmers it was so bad. Don't list movies you haven't seen, we need qualified opinions.

Ive seen all of those- either with my cousins, or friends, or from netflix.

torus wrote:Plan 9 from Outer Space

Hehe yeah good ol' Ed Wood

CHILDREN OF THE CORN. That was the WORST horror movie EVER!
Soylent Green. Don't get how people like that movie, it put me to sleep.
Doom. The game was much better.
Blair Witch Project. That was boring, when it was supposed to be scary.
The Super Mario Brothers Movie. I find the game old and boring, but a movie?

The Super Mario Brothers Movie

WHAT!!!? I didnt know this existed!

I didnt mind Soylent Green, and while it wasnt the best movie of all time imo, it certainly wasnt the worst.

Baby. Geniuses.

Baby. Geniuses.

Baby. Geniuses. II.

Also, Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

Gayniggers From Outer Space. I quite like that movie. But it's not really a deep movie.

Independence Day
Armageddon
Rollerball Remake
Alone in the Dark
any movie starring Adam Sandler and/or Matt Damon

Daedalus wrote:any movie starring Adam Sandler and/or Matt Damon

I disagree about Matt Damon - the Bourne movies were pretty good, you might just not like the genre.

Apparently Adam Sandler is starting to try to actually act lately, scary thought, will have to see the results.

LordHavoc wrote:

Daedalus wrote:The Bourne movies were pretty good, you might just not like the genre.

They were enjoyable, although they had a bit too much product placement for my taste (like when the camera zooms into the Mini logo in the first film).

ok 5 bad movies.. not sure what the worst are but these are bad. I only pick from those i j have myself, cause I have seen far too many films that are crap to remember them all I dont consern about movies made for television either, cause those are too many, so these are theatre features. In short. these are movies that disappointed in that they were much worse than expected.

The Texas Chaisaw Massacre (the original)
Insanely boring. One of the very few films that was so boring i didnt watch it though in one sitting, but needed a break doing something else half way.

Alligator
oh.. my.. ghod.. Thats real crap.. seriously.. Its so bad that its fun to watch for just the sheer amusement value of how bad a movie its possible to make. Same goes for Hercules in New York.

Beverly Hills Cop III
The first was cool and fun, the second was so bad you expected the 3rd to be good (like most 3s, but no.. its bad bad bad

Catwoman
Decent comic.. extremely hot woman, very crappy movie. (goes for electra, too btw)

Taxi (american version)
The french movie is hilarious.. its a real funny picture with charm.. the Hollywoodization of it is just barely saved by Gisele Bumdchen, and she is the only reason for sitting through this film (and her companions). Talk about destroying a good story. Even the french "Taxi 3" (wich sucks) is btter than the hollywoodized "Taxi"

tChr wrote:ok
Taxi (american version)

i feared this and did not go to the cinema. now im glad. thanks tCHr, for enduring and sharing.

1. Lady in the Water - wanted to claw my face off after that.

2. Terror Tunes - so bad...so bad...

3. Rocky V - Makes the latest Rocky look like pure genious, it's that bad.

4. Hellraiser III - An amazingly bad followup to one of the great horror stories of all time( I and II)

5. Nightmare on Elmstreet III( i think it was this one, the Dreamwarriors crapola)

Thought i'd reanimate this tread to make sure these film are never watched by another mortal soul.

Evil bong (Sorry tommy.)

Father of the bride (I'd rather castrate myself with a spoon.)

OP Center (Best left in the void.)

Michael (The scars are only starting to heal.)

The X files (NO.NO.NO)

Daedalus wrote:any movie starring ... Matt Damon

Other than Team America World Police?

Matt Damon wrote:Matt Damon!

I'd like to suggest:
Driven
The Queen
Godzilla
The Borrowers

Dragon Wars.
Terminator the series.
And that "war of the worlds" sequel with strange actors seems very bad too.

You're forgetting Manos: The Hands of Fate! Only MST3k can make this watchable.

[TSA] Psychcf wrote:CHILDREN OF THE CORN. That was the WORST horror movie EVER!
Soylent Green. Don't get how people like that movie, it put me to sleep.
Doom. The game was much better.
Blair Witch Project. That was boring, when it was supposed to be scary.
The Super Mario Brothers Movie. I find the game old and boring, but a movie?

Omg, I loved Blair witch Project !
But the 2 sux much.

The new movie 'Cloverfield' is filmed like Blair Witch, I like it too. I Advise it.

How could you forget THE SUPER INFRAMAN???!!11?
And I'm looking for Super Mario Bros. Seems, there is no english Code2-DVD of this one. I got it on VHS back in 1999 (it actually was cheaper then an empty cassette )
I love and hate this crappy movie at the same time. Still, for me Bob Hoskins will stay Super Mario forever.

Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097365/

Personally I thought the original Flesh Gordon was great.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068595/


But then again I'm a sick individual

Turkish Star Wars

lol
a "Kunt Film"
@ 00:54

Yellow Robot wrote:Turkish Star Wars

God bless you.
Did't know about this until now.

Bagman

caution: if you don't like violent movies, DON'T CLICK it

Hmm, 5 is a tall order, but how about 3?

"Project Moon Base" http://imdb.com/title/tt0046213/
The script is from Heinlein, much to his detriment. Movies can be made worse, but only with extreme effort. My brain feels numb from the effort trying to hold the loose ends of this story together.

"The Brain from Planet Arous" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050210/
Somebody point this movie out to Zombie Feynman. Braaaiinsss!

"Planet Outlaws" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046192/
Edited bits of a cheesy old 30s series knocking off Flash Gordon. I regret watching this.

[NC]adamas wrote:Bagman

caution: if you don't like violent movies, DON'T CLICK it

Bagman is great !!

"Zombie Nation" is the way to go if you want to see a unbelievably bad movie (the front-cover of the dvd is by far the best of it): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463392/