I recently saw "The Story of Ricky".
Awesome.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078869/ - The Black Hole - I've seen this movie twice on TV and every time I cringe, one of the worst mind-numbing sci-fi movies, on the other hand, the maintenance robots are funny (and occasionally parodied online).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087451/ - Ice Pirates - This movie is funny in places but overall it's pretty bad, so classic, but fails to be good, I wouldn't say it's one of the worst though, just bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0312528/ - The Cat In The hat - horrifying, just horrifying (and yes I am a Dr Seuss fan, and no, I couldn't stand to watch more than 5 minutes of this)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/ - Escape from New York - bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116225/ - Escape from L.A. - legendarily stupid, poor.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/ - Waterworld - legendarily bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477348/ - No Country For Old Men - This movie baffles me in how it gets high reviews, I hated it, violent without any point, I couldn't find any lasting value in the experience.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0213327/ - Andromeda (series) - first season great, second season good, all the rest bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103521/ - Red Dwarf USA - I can't even imagine how bad this is, and hope I never see it.

On the other hand here are some series I like (GOOD, NOT BAD):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250750/ - Starhunter (2001) series - I loved this series, the production values are rock bottom but the stories are interesting and far more original than most sci-fi series.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340491/ - Starhunter (2003) series - This gained production values and lost almost all originality, but still managed to be better than later seasons of Andromeda.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094535/ - Red Dwarf (1988) series - Awesome, continually stupid but awesome.

All hail cult-classic british sci-fi shows!

Hey Bagman was actually pretty nice (speaking of the violent videogame generation, lolz).

LordHavoc wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/ - Escape from New York - bad.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116225/ - Escape from L.A. - legendarily stupid, poor.

Poor snake...

LordHavoc wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/ - Waterworld - legendarily bad.

I kindah liked this film! Ah come on It's got the hopper in it!

LordHavoc wrote:All hail cult-classic british sci-fi shows!

Do you watch hyperdrive?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLlQAz5t-s :

A German movie I was recently forced to watch:
"Jazzclub - der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm" (with Helge Schneider, also contains a song from him).

This movie is about 10x worse than "Mystery Science Theather 3000", and certainly produced to entertain people who've already cosumed too many substances (drugs, alcohol).

This stuff is good reference material. Watch closely.
Personally I enjoyed "GARBAGE DAY!" the most

Epicenter (2000) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233656/
The ending on this one is such a classic i have to get hold of it and share it. Two words man vs helicopter.

Mac and Me

Hey everyone, dance party at McDonald's; let's go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5le9sYdYkM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

if videos are counted..
The Tonya Harding wedding night one comes to mind

For your consideration:


National Lampoon Goes to the Movies - impossibly unfunny comedy film, I've seen straight horror films that raise more laughs.

The Wedding Planner - Jennifer Lopez proves she can't act or appear in or near a decent film. Plot as exciting as the title. <SPOLIER> The two on the DVD cover get together in the end.</SPOILER>

Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones - I never liked Star Wars, but I don't care what you say, you know it was not good. Walked out, still haven't seen part III.

Ninja in the Killing Fields - Hong-Kong action film that must have been made on a negative budget. It seems to be two films spliced together at random, with off-screen actors suddenly saying "I wonder what special agent Richard Jones is doing" to explain the abrupt scene changes. Oh, and special agent Richard Jones - he is very special indeed. He gets blown up in his car in one scene, only to reappear seconds later running down some steps with no shirt on. And the ending involves some frogs that rapidly multiply.


Actually, the last one is probably in the so-bad-it's-good category. Maybe someone should do a top 5 of those?

accident. wrote: He gets blown up in his car in one scene, only to reappear seconds later running down some steps with no shirt on. And the ending involves some frogs that rapidly multiply.

I might have to go on a hunt for this one.

Escape from new york is an awesome film, really really awesome.
I'm sorry that i cannot formulate a more convincing counter argument than that.
But it is.
Awesome.

yellow robot wrote:

accident. wrote: He gets blown up in his car in one scene, only to reappear seconds later running down some steps with no shirt on. And the ending involves some frogs that rapidly multiply.

I might have to go on a hunt for this one.

+1

4m wrote:

yellow robot wrote:

accident. wrote: He gets blown up in his car in one scene, only to reappear seconds later running down some steps with no shirt on. And the ending involves some frogs that rapidly multiply.

I might have to go on a hunt for this one.

+1

+1 I'm taking some lunch if that's okay..

Billy the Kid vs. Dracula:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AjgJ3gMF2sk
eh heh BOOM HS.

Has anyone dared to watch any of the high school musicals? :

morfar wrote:Gayniggers From Outer Space. I quite like that movie. But it's not really a deep movie.

Want.

My five worst movies (that I can think of offhand):

1. Xanadu - pardon me saying so... but ghey.

2. High School Musical and sequels. Something always makes me want to bash their fake wall-to-wall teeth smiles in. Must be the devil.

3. 3 Ninjas or something.

4. E.T., even as a kid. I had taste.

5. The second to the fourth Rambo movies. I know it inspired Metal Gear Solid... but



Can't think of other mainstream ones.

For B-Movies... I hate them all! Sequels, copycats, prequels, whatnot. I won't mention them, but you know what they are. Son of the Mask, Jaws: the Revenge, etc. Special mentions are all movies from the 80's with men in skimpy shorts and mustaches and bellylength shirts... women with massive shoulders and uncombed hair... wtf.

And a Chinese film entitled 'The Iceman Cometh' (which is also the title of another western movie). I was bamboozled by the Iceman thing. Thinking it was either Iceman of Marvel fame or that movie about the caveman. Turns out it's a really really crappy film about a frozen warrior who is revived in modern Hong Kong. Even the martial arts sucked.

In no particular order:

Black Mama, White Mama (bad but curiously worth watching!)

The Postman (most movies which star the director, especially if it's this guy, or Mel Gibson)

Coyote Ugly (honestly)

The Jerky Boys (I loved the tapes too, but wtf)

The Secretary (got this by accident from Netflix... so bad)

Tai-Pan:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092042/
Not my cup of tea, and on tonight on BBC 1 @11:25pm - 1:25am for those who dare.

i only know Pan Tai. Or was that Pan Tau?

4m wrote:i only know Pan Tai. Or was that Pan Tau?

Wowza, I have not ever heard about Pan Tau before.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=o-HP7DA9O8U
Cracking theme music.

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