Is your son a hacker?

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Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:05 pm

  • http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

    BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.


    Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
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  • They are soo serious
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  • It's quite confusing to see who are the really ignorant ones in that article. It's not the original poster, it could either be the people who reply seriously saying how wrong it is or the people who reply to the comments...

    getinternetexplorer.com used to be a good laugh. I posted a few things on that and it was surprising how many people seriously replied with absolutely no understanding that it was a joke. Now they were the morons there, particularly the Firefox fanboys.
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:57 pm

  • Thanks for the info! I found some strange software on my son's computer :shock:
    He called it oobootwo or something like that. I'll have to keep an eye on him. Luckily, I have the Windows ME restore cd for his computer. :P
    I told him the I would remove this ilegal oobootwo and restore the computer back to Windows ME. He wept uncontrollably. I tried to console him and even offered to get him the new Windows Visto. It didn't seem to help.
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:35 pm

  • Whether they got the joke or not, at least the average level of comments was above the average level at a site like Youtube. That mostly goes along the lines of:

    Person1: Ha ha ROFL that sucks it is soooooo gay)) !
    Person2: Who the f&*k are you to say so you probably have no life because you reply to stuff on the internet !
    Person 1: But then you suck too and you are probably gay)) too.
    Person3: If I can just say .... etc.

    Look up any clip of Borat and read the comments for striking examples to the extreme... oh dear... :cry:
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:30 pm

  • Apparently, the stupidity extends to Alientrap.org/forum. I just recieved an email, in all seriousness, from the user Embolism:

    Or the worst kind of defamation by you against linus torvald,whose good character is without reproach,who worked for IBM with bill gates and the developer of knottix and whose contribution to computing started when you were in nappies no doubt,over half of asia use linux or knottix and all of the french goverment and schools so the only spyware you should consider is the microsoft piece of shite that you have mounted on your HDD.!!


    Wow. You realize that I didn't write the article! Dimwit.
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