In Wormux, you can't suicide often enough...

tZork wrote:

Nein! Nein! Ja? Ich weisses nicht...

Not enough memory to display this dialog.

I just got Equo (SabayonLinux's upcoming package manager) to error and it's quite good:

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equo remove dasher --ask
>> Hi. My name is Bug Reporter. I am sorry to inform you that Equo crashed. Well, you know, shit happens.
>> But there's something you could do to help Equo to be a better application.
>> Now I am showing you what happened. Don't panic, I'm here to help you. Suddenly happened:

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "equo", line 115, in ?
    rc = equoTools.package(options)
  File "/usr/share/entropy/client/equoTools.py", line 1772, in package
    rc, status = removePackages(myopts, ask = equoRequestAsk, pretend = equoRequestPretend, verbose = equoRequestVerbose, deps = equoRequestDeps)
  File "/usr/share/entropy/client/equoTools.py", line 2586, in removePackages
    clientDbconn = openClientDatabase()
  File "/usr/share/entropy/client/equoTools.py", line 2285, in openClientDatabase
    raise Exception,"openClientDatabase: installed packages database not found. At this stage, the only way to have it is to run 'equo database generate'."
Exception: openClientDatabase: installed packages database not found. At this stage, the only way to have it is to run 'equo database generate'.

>> Ok, back here. Let me see if you are connected to the Internet. Yes, I am blue now, so?
>> Of course you are on the Internet...
   Erm... Can I send the error to my creators so they can fix me? [Yes/No] n
>> Ok, ok ok ok... Sorry!


why i dont play any other games besides Nexuiz:

you bad warz0riz0rzingsorblinks0r

who cares for that reason anyway, and if there is somebody, he surely speks english ^ ^

> 05-09-16 13.11.15.50 31524 Beagle ERROR: Something terrible happened ---
> Flush failed

dIM wrote:> 05-09-16 13.11.15.50 31524 Beagle ERROR: Something terrible happened ---
> Flush failed

rofl

This one is actually from the latest WTF (Worse than failure)

This is my current collection:


Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/usr/local/bin/launchmany-curses", line 301, in ?
raise BTFailure(_("Warning: ")+args[0]+_(" is not a directory"))
IndexError: list index out of range


[flac @ 0x8670e48]1 wasted bits


Filesystem 1K-blocks Used Avail Capacity Mounted on
/dev/ad1s1g 253678 -172 233556 -0% /tmp


Warning: too fast framerate (0.000000)


foo.qc:8: error: type mismatch for += (int and int)


No packages will be installed, upgraded, or removed.
0 packages upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0B of archives. After unpacking 0B will be used.
Do you want to continue? [Y/n/?]


-4 frames 0.0000012 seconds -3355443.2000000 fps, one-second min/avg/max: 0 0 0

4m wrote:why i dont play any other games besides Nexuiz:

Oi, any change you could share that background 4m?

i got that wallpaper from Visual Paradox:
gallery
isle wallpaper (1600 x 1200)

and this site has great wallpapers too:
http://interfacelift.com

but right now im using this:
http://amoebios.wikispaces.com/space/sh ... umbers.jpg
PNG

From a developer point of view, error messages are a pain in the ass. Think about it. For every single freaking thing that can possibly go wrong, you need to make a message saying what went wrong and where.

[TSA] Psychiccyberfreak wrote:From a developer point of view, error messages are a pain in the ass. Think about it. For every single freaking thing that can possibly go wrong, you need to make a message saying what went wrong and where.

Indeed, the world would be a much better place without error catching.

and without errors....

a recent one:

lol I like the "an system error could be occurred."

Way to go, dipshits.

I hope they don't write code that way

I had to install an accounting package and I was suprised to see it go past 100%

I think it finished at 117%

vomit wrote:

And you're trusting your accounts to that program? That's so NHS.

Equo gives yet another fantastic output:

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sn45g ed # equo database generate
>> ####### ATTENTION -> The installed package database will be regenerated, this will take a LOT of time.
>> ####### ATTENTION -> Sabayon Linux Officially Repository MUST be on top of the repositories list in /etc/entropy/repositories.conf
>> ####### ATTENTION -> This method is only used for testing at the moment and you need Portage installed. Don't worry about Portage warnings.
     Can I continue ? [Yes/No] y
     Are you REALLY sure ? [Yes/No] y
     Do you even know what you're doing ? [Yes/No] n
sn45g ed #   

He's a funny man is Fabio.

rofl!