I'm licking my keyboard. It's full with dust, hair and all kinds of crap. But still, I'm licking it to clean it from the coffee I spilled in it. :/

with your own tongue?

No... with your tongue.

Ooh ai! you do know how to make us all blush! pick up any tasty morsels in yer licking?

Urmel wrote:with your own tongue?

No, with my penis Yeah my tongue.

Yellow Robot wrote:Ooh ai! you do know how to make us all blush! pick up any tasty morsels in yer licking?

Oh most definitely, some are hard, crispy, others very soft and yummy. I especially love that brown thing there, I don't know what it is, but man I cannot get enough. So far I licked 'S' 'D' 'Z' 'X' and '3'. 'S' was the best part, enjoyed it very much.

one time I got a keyboard at a yard sale, and I popped off one of the keys, I swear, someone threw up on it or something. It was hairy, dusty, and covered in a bitter smelling brownish yellow substance. The keys were ok though.

ai wrote:Oh most definitely, some are hard, crispy, others very soft and yummy. I especially love that brown thing there, I don't know what it is, but man I cannot get enough. So far I licked 'S' 'D' 'Z' 'X' and '3'. 'S' was the best part, enjoyed it very much.

Ho HO hah HAhaH! Keyboard Cuisine ala ai! Perhaps you could film some of the action but we wouldn't want all the naughty people on this forum to get tooo excited.....

[TSA] Psychiccyberfreak wrote:one time I got a keyboard at a yard sale, and I popped off one of the keys, I swear, someone threw up on it or something. It was hairy, dusty, and covered in a bitter smelling brownish yellow substance. The keys were ok though.

but the taste?

thanks, now there's one more keyboard that needs cleaning

ai wrote:I especially love that brown thing there, I don't know what it is, but man I cannot get enough

my keyboard is full that too, i could collect it all and make a "hairy space cake" out of it

s3cc0 wrote:my keyboard is full that too, i could collect it all and make a "hairy space cake" out of it

You gotta let me try it, sounds really tasty.

s3cc0 wrote:i could collect it all and make a "hairy space cake" out of it

I'll take two, how much that come to?

Funny isn't it how you get those hairs that shouldn't really be there in your keyboard? I found a really long girls hair in my keyboard a while back which had me confused.

Ed wrote: I found a really long girls hair in my keyboard a while back which had me confused.

You saucy devil you! are you sure the hair does not belong to tZorker or Urmela?

Yellow Robot wrote:are you sure the hair does not belong to tZorker or Urmela?

Chance of tZork or Urmel coming round = zero
Chance of a girl coming round = more than zero

I think I know who it was anyway but it must have been there for months as she'd not been round for ages

ahh.... good ol' keyboard licking! such a fine sport....