UKTV G2, sounds more like a droid than a TV channel. What's a better name for it? Dave, of course.



The Dave Clan commends any television company willing to rename their channel "Dave", and sees this trend as inevitable and unstoppable as smart businesses around the world realise the awesome power of the 'Dave' brand.

gratz n stuff, btw who is that on teh horse in yer avatar? Dave Hasselhoff?

One of the more famous Daves, it's Beckham

Dave, will Channel Dave show these titles?:

Dave..i think i should get some credit, after all i did tell you about the whole thing

k0jak wrote:Dave..i think i should get some credit

No credit! Stay debt-free!

lol, i can't believe i told you, and you did not say kojn showed me this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!! XD

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol k0j

edit:
lol Dave has 404 posts.

That is more than just slightly scary.

Ed wrote:That is more than just slightly scary.

You can type that again Mr Ed!
There's no business like show business..

That's some extreme randomness.

Dave wrote:kojn showed me this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol it has an entry titled "Paris Hilton falls", then mentions her gold high heels. Wow, some people have no life at all...

For immediate release:

After the resounding successes of UKTV's Dave channel, the world-class minds at IKEA approached the Dave clan about licensing this powerful brand.

Designed by the unrivaled Karl Malmvall, IKEA is proud to present their latest offering, DAVE:



The Dave Clan and IKEA are proud to present a product which thoroughly addresses your adjustable, triangular platform requirements

Product information
Key features
Adjustable height and angle of inclination of table top; adjust according to need.

designer:
Karl Malmvall

Product dimensions
Width: 23 5/8 "
Depth: 19 5/8 "
Min. height: 20 1/8 "
Max. height: 31 7/8 "
Max. load: 13 lb

Width: 60 cm
Depth: 50 cm
Min. height: 51 cm
Max. height: 81 cm
Max. load: 6 kg

This product requires assembly


care instructions
Wipe clean using a damp cloth and a mild cleaner.
Wipe dry with a clean cloth.

product description & measurements
Table top: Fiberboard, Pigmented epoxy/polyester powder coating
Star base: Reinforced polyamide
Lamella seat lock: Reinforced polyamide, Acetal plastic
Inside tube: Steel, Galvanized
Outer tube: Steel, Pigmented epoxy/polyester powder coating
Foot: Polypropylene
package measurements & weight
(1 packages in total)

ATTENTION PITTSBURGH CUSTOMERS!: Due to Pittsburgh's upcoming remodel our stock availabilty on our accessory items will not be accurate. Be sure to stock up now on your accessories as our marketplace remodel will begin in May.

http://davesfurn.com/

Yellow Robot wrote:

From left to right...

Oh rly? Yah rly. No wai!

Found you!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SXEGEfDSTZ4

Happy Christmas Nexers!

The Dave Clan has partnered with Norton to bring you the best gift of all:

Daveland was founded on the principle that the people should have a more direct line of communication with the person in charge, which is why that this system has been chosen. The citizens no longer have to deal with electing officials who speak on their behalf. With the advancements in technology, houses of parliament have become outdated. With the internet, people can vote much more efficiently and have their say heard without relying upon people to represent them. They can now represent themselves

Law Eighteen:

Prostitution shall be legal in Daveland. However, people entering this business must be members of a government sanctioned brothel and must be tested for Sexually Transmitted Diseases every month. Also, condoms and other forms of prevention must be used at all times while participating in acts of prostitution. Further clarification about this law shall be given later.

source http://www.questfordaveland.com/Welcome.html



Somethings never change.