One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.

At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."

So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo! I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek!"

I got an F.

When I told my mom about it, she said, "I told you, never trust a monkey."

The end

lol.

I'll leave it tp you to decide wich to