i hired 'em to get rid of that midget in my backyard. they're still at it.

take it or leave it?

Take it! Never turn down some free rockets i say. Mind if i borrow that armor too?

b00bies or bAllz?

b00bies!


moobs or taint?

I am a fish
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Who's that in the bushes with the binoculars?

the same guy who took the goddamn cookie

Do you like yu-gi-ohs and pokeymans?

Used to be not anymore. Right now i'm into john travoltas crotch. fricking sweet dude.




My friend Joey and I wanted to buy this really cool computer game, but it cost a lot of money. Then Joey found a web site where you could get this game FOR FREE just by trading a copy of any other game that you had. But I've heard that copying games for free without the permission of the company who makes them is illegal."
What would you do?

A. Copy the game from the web site, trading one of the games you already have.
B. Copy the game from Joey.
C. Save up your money to buy the game.

Help

D. I'd eat Joey and steal his copy (before realising that I could have just p2p'd it)


The game was crap. You've already violently butchered Joey, so how do you vent your anger?

A) Become an emo and harm yourself
B) Become an emo and harm everyone else
C) Become an emo and paint the world black
D) Capture Joey's flag while he's waiting to respawn

Become an emo and harm yourself. No one cares. You then grow out of your ridiculous teenage angst period.

Is this the way to Amerillo?

every night I've been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me,
Show me the way to Amarillo
I've been weeping like a willow
crying over Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
and Marie who waits for me

There's a church bell ringing
hear the song of joy that it's singing
for the sweet Maria and the guy who's coming to see her
just beyond the highway, there's an open plain
and it keeps me going through the wind and rain

Is this the way to Amarillo
every night I've been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me
show me the way to Amarillo
I've been weeping like a willow
crying over Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
and Marie who waits for me


Knock, knock.
who's there?

Metallica cats
http://forums.downloadfestival.co.uk/tm.aspx?m=2940306

If it ain't broke, do we gotta break it?

Find out how it works and modify it so that it works better.

Do you people never learn?

No, we eat all the time.

Why Jack Slater is always back!!?

He just doing his job.

Will you marry me?

Blue Robot was born to make you happy.

What was Carny burn for?

Being a big lizard who farts green fart clouds.

Can you turn the light off when you're finished?

Oh, okay, just i thought graham was doing the nightshift. Er fair enough.


Find the answer that best completes the analogy

people : democracy :: wealthy :

A. oligarchy
B. oligopoly
C. plutocracy
D. timocracy
E. autocracy

A,B,C,D or E?

A. Oligarchy

How many swedes does it take to change a lightbulb?

37

What would you do for a klondike bar?

I'd eat a Klondike bar for a Klondike bar.

What would happen if the world's supply of lead suddenly disappeared?

Then the world will be leadless.


What woulden't you do for a klondike bar.

Post in this thread.

Can we please stop these nonsense pathetic threads that lead nowhere and only spam a forum?

Errr, get significant others.

KillaGrunt wrote:37

How can vegetables change a lightbulb, however many of them there are?

You will never know.



What color is the pen in my hand

The colour of your quill is as white as snow.

What is your favourite Nex map?
**bonus**and why?

My favourite map is suicidebooth because with eight bots you get a huge perpetual, oozing, writhing blob of gibs in mid air that spurts loads of blood.


Which Linux distro is best for playing Nex: XP, Vista or 3.11 for workgroups?

Of those three XP as 3.11 won't run it and Vista will be slower however Windows 2000 is the best version of Windows as it's faster and more reliable than XP.

Would you tap Sarah Palin?

I would have to say no because you would most likely get your arm broken by her security officers.

Immortality or a fridge cold beer?

Definitely the beer! death gives life meaning


Yin or Yang?

Ying.

Jet Li or Jackie Chan?

Jackie Chan.

Weren't the race stewards at Spa Francochamps smoking crack yesterday?