Okay basically i will start by asking a question whoever answers my question asks a new question about anything you want. And who answers that question must ask a question so basically every time you answer a question you must ask a question, pritty cool huh! so letts get the ball rolling:

What is your favourite piece of equipment/hardware that you own?

An S10 respirator.


What bar snack do you prefer: dry roasted peanuts or pork scratchings?

Taiyo.uk wrote:What bar snack do you prefer: dry roasted peanuts or pork scratchings?

Dry roasted peanuts although if given the choice I'd rather have salted peanuts.

Where does 'OK' originate from?

Misspelling of the initial letters of "All Correct" afaik.
Instead of AC people write OK.

Why am I so terribly tired right now?

You've just had a LOT of sex, booze and weed.

Why does Carlsberg taste so so bad?

Because he has very poor personal hygiene.

Have you stopped beating your wife?

Oh Yes of course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7LD71pxKrA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0w6J_vp2B0

edit: w00t u changed the Q haha. i don't edit my answer anyway

isn't it yet another stypid forum game? i played this one 3 years ago already cool game

Mirio wrote:isn't it yet another stypid forum game?

Yes.

HarryButt wrote:Misspelling of the initial letters of "All Correct" afaik.
Instead of AC people write OK.

Unlikely. About half of 19th Century US presidents lay claim to the term and they're almost all complete nonsense. The most plausible I have come across is ' ohne Korrekturen' which has been used for typesetters since the invention of the printing press.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Exactly four two metre lengths of 100x25mm kiln-dried Scandinavian birch plank.


Where the bloody hell is my philips screwdriver? I've been looking for it all day but the only one I could find is a flat-head.

Tommy walsh has knicked it and i'm afraid and you will not seeing it again, sorry.
What is your favorite pc game? (not inc nex of course!)

Yellow Robot wrote:What is your favorite pc game? (not inc nex of course!)

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Are we nearly there yet?

My glasses fly.

Other game is :
FPS = Doom 3 / FEAR / Serious Sam (2) / Duke Nuckem 3D / Hellgate London / Prey ... .... ....
Race = Need For Speed (a lot of) / Trackmania united / POD / Death Rally =)
STS = Starcraft (2 ?) / warhammer 40K Down Of War =)
hack&slash = diablo2 (3 ?)
RPG = Fallout2 (3 ?)
Management = Theme hospital / SimCity 3000 (2000) / rollercoaster tycoon / Railroad Tycoon / Civilisation II ( IV ) / Settlers II (A lot of)

I guess

Yours

Cuizi, you broke it!

Ed, even though it was for charity you just should not have bought 15000 tickets for the roller coaster. Now sit back down and at least act like you're enjoying it.

If I tell you that I know what a rhetorical question is, would that make this a rhetorical question?

PunkRabbit wrote:If I tell you that I know what a rhetorical question is, would that make this a rhetorical question?

No.

What if this were not a hypothetical question?

You would certainly not be getting any seconds mister.

What is your favourite gaming experience?

Cooperative gameplay of any kind.

Why is teh butt Harry?

HarryButt wrote:Cooperative gameplay of any kind.

Why is teh butt Harry?

Cuz it's a monkey.

Why did cuizi broke the record?

He smokes a lot of crack.

Why do I have a small dinosaur on my desk?

Cuz you dont want a monkey

Why are we playing this game?

Because I like, it's nice.

What's the difference between a duck?

The difference is firstly two bottles of baby oil instead of one, and secondly, the depth charge set to detonate at fifty seven metres instead of just forty.


Which pwns moar, spam sushi or haggis?

SURSTRÖMMING!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming


When will I be able to change my nick to Urmz0r on the Nexuiz tourney page?

Whenever the procastinators do it today.

How can we optimize Nexuiz for the nuclear winter computers that won't have any transistors?

You'll be playing for real then. You'd have mutated into something that looks like carni and you'll be rocketspamming robots and geneboosted soldiers to survive. You can optimise your performance by gib-eating, picking up weapons, ammo and big glowing blue "n"s


How frequently should one change their pants?

Whenever the magical rhombus appears and waves at you from the moon

What is 7?

The shape of your wiener.
And a movie with Morgan Freeman and that other guy from Fight Club.

How is babby formed?

Babby is formed when man loves woman so much he buy her a drink.


What is the most frightful enemy you have faced in a game?

Hell Bovine

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Yasuo Fukuda

Where is your god now?

I dunoe like google it durrrr.

How much longer do i have to wait to get laid?*
(be nice )