Colloquially known as ,,spam''. I get few, but those i get i have absolutely no use for. Ad exemplum:
* i do not intend to lose weight.
* i am young and have no erectile dysfunction. i don't need cialis (or the like).
* i do not need replica watches. i still have a 14 year old Casio that works well. (i have 3 more and several no-name watches, just in case)
* i don't like celery, so i don't want to increase it.

To those who keep writing me these messages: i DO NOT WANT them and i DO NOT NEED them! Please, send me usefull spam. Thank you.


Respectfully, 4m



PS: i don't need it, but i am interested in penis enlargement, so please, keep sending me those.

okay okay. I'll stop

If only all email spam were BRLOGENSHFEGLE.

i can has spam?

Every so often, I get emails from someone named "wop"; the body of these messages is just "wop" repeated over and over. No clue who he is.

I usually reply by asking how his wife and kids are, and once, how his wife was post-masectomy.

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dude , you have way too much time on your hands.

Hence the need for a sRolex. My life was not was going as i expected till i bought a sRolex and now i have been promoted, just bought a new car and got engaged to my beautiful wife! All that from having the right pair of hands. The Next time you look at your wrist make sure it's a sRolex. Ni Hao Bu Hao E Tze ,Wah-ay mya shee Mbay mbai.

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Rad Ished wrote:dude , you have way too much time on your hands.

heh, that's a genuine copy-and-paste from my spam folder

Congratulations you just won a gazillion dollars. All you have to do is take this check we're gonna mail ya, deposit it and send us a chunk of it over seas where your government can't get to it before your bank discovers the check is a fake. Someone actually tried that on me, FAILED, and got arrested about a week later.