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Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:33 pm

  • You all should know StrongBad from Homestar Runner. I got the idea while playing Thy Dungeonman from this episode. Again. And again. I was thinking about implementing something like that into Nexuiz but... erm... well... lets do it here instead. It starts with the first reply. The second replier will have to answer. The third is a player again, and so on.

    Lets get it on!
    Ye find ye self in yon dungeon. Obvious exits are East, South and a Door In The Floor.
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:29 am

  • I look around for any possible other openings.
    the spice extend life!
    the spice expand conciousness!
    the spice is vital to space travel!
    sooooo.. tell me what you want, waht you really-really want
    I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:39 pm

  • I found a hole in the ground, but it is a little bit to small for me.
    I try to open the door.
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:55 pm

  • This door is opened elsewhere.
    1. Open Notepad
    2. Paste: ÿþMSMSMS
    3. Save
    4. Open the file in Notepad again

    You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:57 pm

  • You have found a really aimless thread.
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:28 pm

  • i use the aimless thread on the small hole in the ground
    The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
    - W.Blake
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:03 pm

  • nothing happens
    the spice extend life!
    the spice expand conciousness!
    the spice is vital to space travel!
    sooooo.. tell me what you want, waht you really-really want
    I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:10 pm

  • i found another aimless thread
    i combine these two aimless threads to a senseless thread
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:33 pm

  • A hollow voice refuses to say "Fool".
    1. Open Notepad
    2. Paste: ÿþMSMSMS
    3. Save
    4. Open the file in Notepad again

    You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:32 am

  • ...and continues: "Try the RL in your inventory!"
    "One should strive to achieve; not sit in bitter regret."
    WE ARE NEXUIZ.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:07 am

  • You bring down the console and type
    Code: Select all
    sv_gravity 100

    then bounce around because it's more fun that way.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:14 am

  • Then, you realise, that you have a console... you have commands...
    And then you type "/noclip" ;)
    "One should strive to achieve; not sit in bitter regret."
    WE ARE NEXUIZ.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:21 pm
Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:26 pm

  • This game has the crappest graphics seen in the last decade. Lets play an FPS instead. Ooh, I heard of this game Nezuiz you guys might want to try.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:26 pm

  • a big grunt opens the door infront of you.
    you say : "holy crap!" and start shooting at it with the shoot gun, withs angers its to pick up a tile from the floor and lobbs it at you.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:34 pm

  • me pulls out RL from inventory (as the holy voice said) and blows the poor old ogre to some juicy gibs.
    "One should strive to achieve; not sit in bitter regret."
    WE ARE NEXUIZ.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:39 pm

  • You get fed up with the computer, switch it off and go outside and do something fun with real people, like everyone else does.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:20 pm

  • me finds an alien in a trap.
    1. Open Notepad
    2. Paste: ÿþMSMSMS
    3. Save
    4. Open the file in Notepad again

    You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:26 pm

  • i start questioning the alien about zymotic, threatening it with the RL
    The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:34 pm

  • The RL reduces its alpha value to 99.999%. The inside gets out, the outside disappears completely. However, you don't see all that. because Just before the moment you look at it, it falls apart and vanishes in a puff of logic.
    1. Open Notepad
    2. Paste: ÿþMSMSMS
    3. Save
    4. Open the file in Notepad again

    You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:56 pm

  • chuck norris appears through an extradimensional portal and roundhouse-kicks the alien to a parallel universe. then he laughs and disappears in another puff of logic.
    The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
    - W.Blake
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Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:32 am

  • "That was easy", I say, proceeding to prove that black is white and white is black.
    1. Open Notepad
    2. Paste: ÿþMSMSMS
    3. Save
    4. Open the file in Notepad again

    You can vary the number of "MS", so you can clearly see it's MS which is causing it.
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Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:33 am

  • I pull out my blacklight and smudge out the broder between bright and dark. If only i could get that furry turtle off my back.
    HOF:
    <Diablo> the nex is a "game modification"
    <Diablo> quake1 never had a weapon like that.
    <Vordreller> there was no need for anything over 4GB untill Vista came along
    <Samua>]Idea: Fix it? :D
    <Samua>Lies, that only applies to other people.
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Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:25 pm

  • "look a furry turtle on that quake guys back!" a girl says and pulls out a gravity gun from a pireted copy of half life 2.
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Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:32 am

  • which then has THAT stuttery sound bug, the game crashes, you try to relaunch it, Steam is broken again as it is the worst program in the world, so you remove everything produced by Valve from your computer and refuse to buy anything from them again until the put more resources into hunting down and killing the people who made Steam.
    Laters losers.
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Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:43 am

  • Ed, stop being a bully. :P

    Im SCARED to visit this thread by now! So I go outside where the sun is shining. BUT Im an obsessed Nexuiz RPG gamer and mix up game and reality.
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Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:59 am

  • The pirates the copied HL2 set sails again, to raid a small town by the edge of your desk.
    HOF:
    <Diablo> the nex is a "game modification"
    <Diablo> quake1 never had a weapon like that.
    <Vordreller> there was no need for anything over 4GB untill Vista came along
    <Samua>]Idea: Fix it? :D
    <Samua>Lies, that only applies to other people.
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Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:28 pm

  • It gets attacked by twelve red-bearded dwarves rising from the carpet.
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